mundanelyso

Rain Type Shit Whatever

2010-08-25T18:03:00.000-07:00

At 9:09 AM I picked up an over-sized box on Federal Street and balanced it on my handlebars in order to get it to City Square in Charlestown before 9:30. From there I rode down Main Street to Austin Street and over the bridge into Cambridge for a pick-up at the Middlesex Registry to be dropped at a private residence by Beacon Hill. Riding a brakeless setup on 23 centimeter tires in torrential rain without a helmet could be considered a form of suicide, but relying solely on your intuition, skill, and timeliness is an overwhelming thrill. I bought a helmet. And I'm installing a brake. Also considering a fat suit.

That's my war pony hangin' in Provincetown with his bike bro not a big deal.

The nature of the courier business is as dangerous as your willing to make it. I've seen kids bombing down Beacon Hill through two red lights with no interruption to the pedal rotation. Granted, the alertness and skill of any given courier only goes so far due to the sudden change in conditions that are out of your control, but steering clear of absurdly high risk situations is going to keep you out of serious trouble in the long run. All it takes is for some douche in a 1994 Bronco to throw a half full Snapple at your torso and you wind up in the hospital. It's a standard rule of thumb not to ride near douches.

At 3:50 I got "kudos" from a Berklee student for "staying still" at a red light.

At some time around 4:10 I was handed a dollar in Kenmore while sitting with a homeless man drinking a Slurpee. An Asian bro handed each of us a dollar. The homeless chiller felt entitled to my given dollar. I agreed and kept the dollar.

My feet haven't been dry since Sunday.

Boston is Still Boston; Allston, Jamaica Plain, Downtown Edition

2010-07-11T13:27:00.000-07:00

Upon moving back to Boston town, I made an impulse decision to move into an apartment in Jamaica Plain over by the Forrest Hills train station. One grimy metal kid and a lesbian couple (a farmer and a grad student) in the process of splitting up. It wasn't an ideal setting to move into, but I planned on sharing the bedroom with my girlfriend and, rightfully so, no one wants that.

Fast forward a month or two later and the lesbians move to a farm and a sociopath teeny bopper (bopper is not picked up by spell check and although that doesn't surprise me, I would expect the word to pass through the screening without a red line of scrutiny. I'm fine with it.) maniac plotting to take my girlfriend's life. The street punk smokes crack regularly. In some backward way I commend him for functioning while regularly smoking crack cocaine. I have no experience with this type of drug, but based on various drug rehab television shows, it mustn't be an easy feat if the singer from Crazytown can't handle it.

Needless to say, we got out of dodge and moved into a friend's place in Allston. In the meantime, my only source of income other than poker was removed from my life and in a wacky way. I had been working as a bouncer (the third smallest of the staff) at a relatively low key bar downtown. Cliffnotes: I knocked a guy unconscious for punching a girl and it was all on camera. Also, I was off the clock. I spent an hour or two after my firing pissing and moaning about how bullshit it was. I now understand why someone with a vested interest in the bar and not some random employee would take such action. Working in a bar is wildly unhealthy, especially taking into consideration having to ride through the hood at 3 A.M on my war pony. That's me on the left.

It was an interest dynamic to work in such an aggressive setting. Due to my initial stereotyping of all fellow employees, I wasn't expecting to leave there with anything gained. Truth be told, there are actually a handful of decent people in the bar industry. For the most part, the majority force me to think less of the human race as a whole.

I'm back on the grind in a major way. My action has decreased dramatically on Full Tilt (FTP) and Cake. I spend 90% of my time on various social networking sites and perfecting my Tetris game while waiting for someone to play against me.

This is my new bicycle. We are being hyper-not-that-irregular chiller bros on the pavement because that's what's hot.

Would you like to know what is also legitimate in a hyper-modern culturally relevant way?

For all of this, you are welcome.

My Foot is Resting on the Gas

2010-02-18T14:15:00.000-08:00

I've been working diligently on short stories during some of my free time. I don't prefer to write about my life, myself, or my loved ones on the Internet anymore. There's nothing appealing about it to me at the current moment. I write on good old paper with a Bic pen. It's texturally pleasing.

I live in Massachusetts again for those who do not know. I'm playing poker at a leisurely pace and coaching only those that I feel can gain the most from me specifically.

Jamaica Plain is a beautiful part of the city.

I have a part time job for the first time in a long while. I'm a doorman at a downtown bar and I don't fit in very well, but I don't mind it one bit. The majority of my co-workers are first level thinkers with testosterone spewing in every direction. There are a few that I like, but most of them think that I'm gay, which is a deal-breaker for most hapless Boston natives. I don't mind. It shows Uncle Sam that I'm paying taxes.

Oh yeah. I got in trouble for not declaring my winnings in regard to poker. I don't know how serious my situation is. I chose to ignore it for the time being.

I live with my girlfriend Mandy who I met in San Francisco.

My primary means of transportation is my bicycle. Riding a bicycle during winter months in Boston is synonymous (for most people) with having a DUI or being certifiably insane. Riding is crack to me.

I gave up meat on 1/1/10.

I have recently read David Foster Wallace's "Consider the Lobster," Don Delillo's "White Noise," and Lethem's "Chronic City." The first two are highly recommended.

Although it is subject to change, loose plans to move to Portland, OR are currently in the works for September of this year. Of course this is contingent on many things out of my control but I'm keeping my fingers firmly crossed.

2009-12-02T20:23:00.000-08:00

Much west coast love to those that have been a part of me since moving to San Francisco. I love it here. I'm just not ready to be here yet.

Love,
Richard

2009-11-24T02:10:00.001-08:00

I could happily live inside a room without a window.

2009-11-17T22:51:00.000-08:00

Very rarely can I use the word pleased to accurately described my mood. Right now is one of those times.

Why do I feel the sudden obligation to post brief, dumb blog posts?

I had a dream that I walked into an unlocked bathroom occupied by Lou Dobbs. He yelled "Occupado!" several times as I exited. Later, we were smoking cigarettes outside of a bar as he asked in a feminine, mocking tone, "What do you want, babe?" after a contemplative inhale of smoke.

Using Others to Overcome Mental Obstacles; Human Ornaments; Ordinary?

2009-11-17T16:59:00.001-08:00

In the silence, it became so very clear,
That you had long ago disappeared.
I cursed myself for being surprised,
That this didn't play like it did in my mind.

All the way from San Francisco,
As I chased the end of your road.
Because I've still got miles to go.

I want to know my fate,
If I'll keep up this way.
It's hard to want to stay away.

2009-11-14T02:28:00.001-08:00

The human heart is such poor soil.

RE: My Life and My Self and Why They Are Not Linear

2009-11-13T00:33:00.000-08:00

I wear a blindfold over my eyes and walk blindly toward whoever is willing to react to my stumbling and bumping into whatever feelings, body parts, walls, beds, and insecurities that my impetuous actions lead me toward. My heart is hard and tired and I'm not unhappy about that. I'm actually excited for the first time in a long while.

Wamp Wamp, What it Do (What it Do)

2009-11-02T18:54:00.000-08:00

Maintaining an undefined status when labeling a misaligned early 20's romantic/sexual arrangement seems suitable for those that are immeasurably sophisticated or for those that view this (or any) characteristic as something to be achieved. Living in a city where the average male displays designer eye-wear with transition lenses atop a spray tanned face with a carefully coordinated collared shirt of an astronomical thread count and where females often make it abundantly clear (and sometimes as a mother-daughter duo) that our society is tinkering on the edge of distinctly pornographic norms, I feel misplaced. Although I laughably consider myself somewhat of a minimalist (my Ipod does not make phone calls or surf the web and I ride a bicycle), I feel a magnet-like pull toward full blown complexity. I need food and water. Shelter's nice.

However, my recent discovery is that I'm primitively drawn toward consistent affection, likely stemming from an unshakable fear of spending my mid-twenties to early-thirties kept up in some one bedroom apartment with a wildly filial relationship with two small dogs, an exhausted television, and no warm body to lay against while reading a beat generation novel, complain to about the petty dilemmas that come and go in a day, have sex with, or eat Thai food with while watching Saturday Night Live reruns, which I guess nullifies the "Live" portion of the title. It's still the name of the fucking show. Please. Relax.

With that said, my irregular form of communicating in a serious manner keeps this new need (food, water, shelter, affection, lemonade) unstable and, often times, erratic. I'm not sure why I frantically throw up a wall between how I am perceived by others (outside of the wall) and how I actually feel (behind the wall). I don't like to have all of my cards laying out across the table, leaving me in a position to be (justly) scrutinized and critiqued about my decisions/behavior. It must partially be the aforementioned and partially be that whenever I'm dropped into a meaningful and important conversation/social setting, I envision all parties involved as supporting roles (including myself) in "Days of Our Lives" with corny lines displayed on the cue cards, leaving me to refuse to actually cite them by filling in the dead air with goofy sarcasm played on the magnitude of the should-be situation. It doesn't mean that I'm emotionless. Heller Keller had emotions. They've done studies.

Spite Smiling

2009-10-29T19:35:00.000-07:00

When I was twelve years old, my grandmother told me what she knew about the afterlife. According to an irritatingly devout Catholic, I will be shown to the pearly white gates with an empty blank scroll of paper and a pen. Neither the brand of the paper nor the pen is known, as she made clear, but both will be present on a table by the gate. There will be a man by the gate asking, "So how was life?" which, when spoken, will sound similar to the common greeting, "So how's life?" If presented with this situation today, I would respond as if it were a ten day trip to a European country, strictly for comedic value since I have nothing else to offer up to this point.

"It's a pretty nice place. I was sick through part of it, but the food was good and the people were nice!"

Anyway, when I was twelve years old I already knew that I fucked myself out of an afterlife. My decision to consistently steal money from my parents' change jar to buy baseball cards and slush puppies nullified my decision to help my overweight health teacher off the ground after a lengthy tumble down a flight of stairs. I didn't even laugh, but it didn't matter. I was certain of it.

Day after day, I would keep a dollar from my lunch money and run it through the school vending machine in order to acquire change. I'd dump a hand full of assorted change back into the jar at the end of the week. I tried to keep the ratio of pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters consistent with how I had originally found it. There was no actual formula to follow, but I knew that there were hardly any quarters, a ton of nickels and dimes, and a fair amount of pennies.

Later.

PS.
To whomever this may concern,
My recent release of repressed feelings,
Largely due to a 9 day sober streak,
(Hi-five),
Has vented out of my mouth and out of my fingers and into the ears and eyes of those willing to give blunt and honest advice.
Thank you infinitely for that.
Women, high blood pressure (likely a direct correlation), money wars, flat tires, Fat Tire, lies, bugs, Boston, existenialism, caffeine,
In no specific order,
Actually maybe,
Have worn me down.
Thanks for caring.

2009-10-27T02:54:00.000-07:00

Gonna be hecka bummed out for a while.

Phil

2009-10-21T21:54:00.000-07:00

Today, a higher force was clearly working it's magic. I can honestly say that I had heard a handful of Phil Collins songs in malls, fabric stores and in a car driving by. The ones that are really fucking catchy and stay with you for weeks on end like Against All Odds and You Can't Hurry Love. For a second, I thought he may have died since the last time I recall his happening was after Michael Jackson's death.

I was humming it at the urinal of a Thai restaurant. I was whistling it walking down Powell St. I was subtly singing it to myself at the book store. It was an eerie day. The type of day that you propose to a girlfriend or commit suicide or subscribe to a magazine you know you'll never read.

2009-10-19T12:04:00.000-07:00

There are days when I'd like nothing else but to disappear to some place I've never been for an indefinite amount of time in order to gather a better understanding of the decisions I'm making. Today is definitely one of those days.

My friend from home said that looking at every possible situation in a transient light is depressingly practical.

I wish it were colder.

Weekend (v.v.v.0)

2009-10-12T13:29:00.000-07:00

I feel like I'm traveling through memories and revisiting points in my life that have already happened.

I have traveled up and down route 1 over 14 times since I've been home.

So much has changed since leaving here and it's fun to hear about and spend time with people that were once a giant part of me.

I love my friends and family.

2009-10-01T22:23:00.000-07:00

If you owe me ten dollars, you ain't givin' me nine.

Like Lines

2009-09-30T17:28:00.000-07:00

Live poker in the state of California is unlike anything I have ever seen. I was grinding (playing) while eating a mediocre breakfast plate consisting of two cold sausage links, two pancakes, an orange, and ham when an Asian gentleman around my age tapped me on the shoulder and tugged on the cord to my noise canceling headphones. I was playing 9/18 with him earlier in the night, the highest game that was running through the night at Lucky Chances in Colma, CA, where the dead outnumber the living 1,000:1.

Asian Bro: "Hey man. I just lost $550 playing blackjack. I feel awful."
Richard: "That sucks man. Table games are evil."
Asian Bro: "Do you play here often? Is there any way you can let me borrow a hundred bucks? I can leave you my license if you want it."
Richard: "This is my first and last time here. Sorry."
Asian Bro: "Yeah, I'm probably better off."
Richard: "Probably."

It's comforting to know that you are the most skilled player in the entire room. If the rake wasn't astronomical and if the dealers weren't on par with the worst I've ever seen, I'd try to grind it out there fairly often if they were to offer a higher game.

There was one fairly interesting hand that I was berated for. It was a standard hand on my end, but the shit that went on from other players was mind blowing. It was 6 handed and I open in the cutoff with Q9sd. Button, SB, and BB all call. Flop comes Jd Td 5s giving me license to mash on my opponenets, heck of. I continuation bet, button calls, SB raises, BB folds, I announce that I would like to enter more of my money into the pot, button calls, SB calls. Turn comes the 8 of spades and SB elects to donk where I then raise and the button 3 bets. Sb calls. I cap. All call. The river comes a king of clubs. SB donks again, I raise, both players call.

The button shows Jc9c and SB shows KhJh. My mind exploded.

Sorry for the gibberish to any non-poker playing chillers that may read this.

When I'm Asked if I'm Okay, I Don't Know What to Say

2009-09-22T18:57:00.000-07:00

I find it pathetic that something as simple and casual as a text message can aggravate buried feelings so severely that I dwell on memories (good, bad, awkward, fulfilling, whatever) for an entire day while staring into my phone.

I had a friend back home who was the most caring and purely beautiful person I have ever met. I hear from her now and then, but she serves as a constant reminder of my flaws and mistakes.

It kills me that I'm incapable of communicating with the people I care for. I find it to be a steady issue.

I'm going to see Bon Iver perform with Megafaun tonight. I've never been to a show by myself before.

I wish I was 18 again.

After free-writing 20+ pages in a Mead notebook, I've come to the realization that I have many potentially interesting things to write about. That excites me.

"I was teased by your blouse.
Spit out by your mouth."

I don't mean to sound self-deprecating in any way. I'm not depressed. I'm not anything. I just float. I'm happier than I've been in the past few months but I wouldn't say that I'm ecstatic for the future. I have no idea where I'll be in three months and that leaves me with a strong sense of unease.

To my mother and my brother(assuming that there's a slight possibility of you reading this), I love you both dearly and the thought of seeing you within a month makes any day much easier.

PDX Take 2

2009-09-21T18:23:00.000-07:00

Moments after my plane lands in Portland, Oregon (at around 8:20PM on Thursday) I get word that I should hustle down to a ritzy downtown bar. A friend of a friend had just finished a book reading on the first stop of his book tour and was invited by Phil Knight for drinks and appetizers paid for by the child labor employer/CEO of the Nike Corporation.

I recall having fine whiskey swishing around in my mouth as I ordered another drink from the waiter.

My favorite moment of the entire trip was watching Noah Mendel stick his entire fist in his mouth. About 25 feet beyond him was Phil Knight, a billionaire, sipping gazpacho. Both were in my vision.

What a lovely trip.

2009-09-15T23:45:00.000-07:00

Sometimes, when sailors are sailing, they think twice about where they're anchoring in. I think I could make better use of my time on land. I'll drink less because God knows I could use a warm kiss instead of a cold goodbye.

I'm writing to folks back home to tell them, "Hey, I'm doing alright."

2009-09-15T04:08:00.001-07:00

I wrote out this deliberately vague late night post and spent close to 15 minutes laughing at how incoherent and hilariously lame/corny/confusing it is. Instead, this post will serve as a reminder for my time spent feeling like I should never write anything on the internet again.

Cheers.

Whatever (Folk Song in See What I Mean Bros?)

2009-09-13T13:42:00.000-07:00

Taking an analytical approach to the "play count" on my iTunes library, I have noticed some distinct trends and have since developed some theories.

While browsing through my library, I noticed that Edan and El-P, both indie hip hop artists, get more play than they probably should because I hardly ever listen to them on my iPod.

The artist directly after El-P (in alphabetical order) is Elliott Smith. Some of you know this about me. Some of you don't. Never in my life have I been able to listen to one Elliott Smith song and move onto something else. Playing one song of his usually expands into a week (or more) of non-stop "XO," "Either/Or" and "Figure 8" play and, as a result, I become considerably less happy.

I compare my Elliott Smith problem to a section in the beginning of "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace. One of the characters cannot smoke weed casually and, instead, needs to shut off to the entire outside world in order to use it. He turns his answering machine off, stocks his cabinets and fridge with snacks and locks his door, segregating himself from any social contact. Pretty close to exactly what an Elliott Smith bender is like for me, minus the snacks.

Once I see El-P appear on my library list, I subconsciously choose to listen to "I'll Sleep When You're Dead" instead of testing my self discipline (e.g. passing through Elliott Smith's discography without giving it a listen). Ignoring Elliott is difficult when his printed name is staring you in the face. That and the week of my life that I'd need to devote to him helps with ignoring the temptation, but I usually succumb to his frail voice.

If I re-read this for errors, I'm going to want to delete it.

All Aboard

2009-09-11T21:29:00.000-07:00

I walked outside of Fuse, a bar in North Beach, to look for a purse that was stolen off the back of my friend Mandy's chair. I figured that it was possible for someone to take the wallet out and ditch the bag. A 15-20 person brawl was underway in front of a club across the street. As it ended, men were tearing off their shirts and flexing their muscles. I wondered what the fight was about. There was no lack of passion.

The bag wasn't found. Everyone at the bar seemed to know each other, since it was a vampire themed party and that type of thing tends to draw a similar crowd each time a bar decides to host bands such as Vagabondage and Vagiant. It doesn't draw a threatening "I'm going to come to steal a purse" type of crowd.

The music was horrible.

2 abandoned PBRs later, I find myself in the most fascinating social realm, the late night San Francisco bus. I could write a book on my interactions while riding this bus. My favorite conversation from last night's ride was the cross-bus yelling type, a rarity. A SF via Memphis transplant announces to me that everyone on the bus is crazy and that he has "yellow fever," a term that I later learn to mean an attraction to Asian women.

Like any beautiful, invigorating moment, the bus ride ended. I stayed up until 6:00AM watching Sportscenter and infomercials while drinking into an oblivion.

I needed a pleasant night.

On Being Blindsided

2009-09-10T18:39:00.001-07:00

Bon Iver is playing on the 22nd. I'm looking forward to it.

2009-08-26T00:45:00.000-07:00

After aimlessly riding my bicycle through the thick mist after class, I found myself sitting at a booth in a Johnny Rockets alone. It was a little after ten o'clock and I had spent twenty minutes sitting between my bike and the curb staring at the bright neon sign before walking in.

Since all Johnny Rockets restaurants look exactly the same, the storefront reminded me of times I'd spent at them in the past. Every year, my mother and father would drag my brother and I up route 128 to the North Shore Mall in Peabody, MA to buy us new clothes for the upcoming school year. The drive felt like hours even though it never took longer than twenty minutes.

When we finally arrived at some department store, my mother would have about a half hour of our undivided attention before my brother and I would mess around in an uncontrollable manner, obviously frustrating the living shit out of our mother. Once our attention spans were shot, my father would take us to Johnny Rockets as my mother would shop around on her own.

Every hour or so, the staff would dance around to some 50's song in a half-assed manner as the patrons would look on, eating their one-cut-above-fast-food burgers and thick shakes. I loved the atmosphere of the place. It was my favorite restaurant when I was younger, probably because of the time I was able to spend there with my dad and brother.

As I got older, I worked at the mall briefly and got fired for not being enthusiastic enough. In the short time that I was employed here I met a girlfriend of four years. We'd spend time at the Johnny Rockets, talking about our petty family/friend issues. The conversations I had with her there eventually lead me to fall in love.

Tonight, the booth I decided to sit in was suited to fit five people comfortably. It was difficult not to imagine those that I love sitting around me: my little brother laughing uncontrollably as my father would make goofy faces at us or looking across the table at a beautiful girl smiling and eager to listen or talk about anything at all.

It was even more difficult to realize that those days are gone.

2009-08-23T17:42:00.000-07:00

I can't seem to find motivation in anything.

On Pot Limit Omaha and Drunk Driving (Bicycle Edition)

2009-08-16T19:30:00.000-07:00

Across almost every poker site that is allowed for U.S. residents, I am getting pretty much zero volume in. I have two reasons for this:

my screen name has become familiar (since I have the same/similar screen names across all networks) and those that are break-even/small winners avoid me. Oblivious fish buy in for 10 big bets and either lose it to me and quit or win 5-15 big bets and run away. I cannot put in a large sample of hands. Ever.
my screen name is Talue Vown, which is an inverse of the phrase Value Town. People notice this and automatically assume that I am a thinking player. This was an ego driven, dumb decision on my end. Changing your user name is not allowed.

I have decided to invest some time in studying a different form of poker altogether, six handed pot limit omaha. The variance (over the short and long term) is much more prominent in this game, which may prove to be a major frustration while I take classes at the city college. I'm currently exchanging sweat sessions (sessions where you watch another player's desktop and critique their play) with heads up limit holdem (my game) and pot limit omaha (Alex's game). It's required that I put in a ton of study hours before I jump in to multi tabling the 50 and 100 max games. I'm excited about playing a more robotic/mechanics oriented game in comparison to the often creative and mind fuck of a game that I normally play.

Oh. And I drove my bicycle across town completely shithoused (see: enebriated, drunk). My shoelaces got caught onto my toe clips which lead to a narrowly evaded head on collision with a fellow bike-lightless rider in Golden Gate Park. It was completely my fault and yet he apologized to me.

Rather than biking up hill for a quarter mile, I decided to jump on the owl bus. The owl bus is the late night bus system that is often filled with some interesting characters. I befriended a set of twins on the bus and talked with them about nothing. A few seats down from us was a toothless "Yankee fan" yelling about complete nonsense. "Red Sox fucking suck I'ma motha fuckin' Yankee fan. Holler back!" was pretty much the bulk of his monologue. I asked him to name 5 Yankee pitchers on the current roster and this obviously leads to some verbal fumbling on his end. Minutes later, he felt the need to swing his backpack at my face. I lose my temper, clearly, and tell him to get off the bus. Thankfully, the bus driver gave a shit about the happenings on her bus, and sat him down as he spit in my direction.

Nonsense.

2009-08-05T01:47:00.001-07:00

After consuming three half pitchers of sangria, I vaguely recall resting in a thicket of wiry shrubs in a park along the highway. Danni's milk crate snapped off of her bike while we were rolling through Lincoln Street, and everything fell out of her bag, including her wallet. Also including the belongings inside her wallet falling both out of her bag and out of her wallet, miraculously. We eventually hopped over the barrier separating the road from Golden Gate Park, and looked for any more lost items. This lead to a wrestling match in the shrubs, which I obviously won by a large margin.

We left our bikes and bags along the sidewalk as we napped in the park; an idea implemented by a collaboration of two drunken minds deeming it safe to leave our shit behind. In my bag:

Two different types of Old Spice deodorant.
Two pairs of the same shitty headphones I bought at Walgreen's.
One pair of not-as-shitty headphones that I stole from Danni.
4 napkins in case my nose gets mad runny from allergies.
David Foster Wallace's, "Infinite Jest."
Roughly one dollar in change.
One pair of Nordstom's underwear that have not ever been worn.

In Danni's bag:

Danni's mad tight journal with Sagittarius written in gold print across the pink cover.
Probably a pen to write in the journal.
David Foster Wallace's, "Infinite Jest."
Both vinyl and compact disc editions of Jay-Z's "Bitches and Sisters" single.
Limited edition Andrew Jackson Jihad ipod with autographs engraved on the metallic backside. You're probably not even close to punk enough to have ever heard of this.

Moving on, a girl passing by the scene of the spill noticed our bikes and bags abandoned. She was wearing an adorable black helmet that was bobbling around the top of her head as she was talking to us. She was probably rollin' up to our shit thinking, "Yo this is hella tight. XFREE SHITX!!!11." until she realized that we were laying in the distance, listening to her thoughts. I calmly told her, "Get with the program." as I rolled up my sleeves to reveal my gargantuan biceps. She wisely got with the program.

Danni was so impressed with how I dealt with the situation, and rightfully so, that she took her right shoe off and threw it at a bush in a moment of raw excitement. I took it to be a west coast way of showing her appreciation for my actions, and a very nice one. I showed her the east coast way of showing appreciation for people showing appreciation to you by giving her my right shoe as a consolation. She put it on and we started pedaling home until I thought to myself, "This is bullshit. Why should I be the one to ride home with one shoe, having the metal teeth of the pedal digging into my foot? Why should I encourage spastic behavior?"

The rest of the night sadly becomes a blur. I remember falling onto the couch, taking my shoes off, and falling asleep.

CORRECTION: 3 half pitchers of sangria were consumed. As we were leaving, Danni noticed that someone left between 1/6th and 1/7th of a pitcher behind. We also sat at their table and finished it for them.

Writing

2009-07-31T14:18:00.001-07:00

My break from unhealthy amounts of poker has officially ended.

I've been testing the waters for over a month now, never really playing consistently. Over the past few days I've decided to take advantage of the jaw-dropping, horrendus regulars playing heads up on the Cake Poker Network. Never in my life have I seen such consistently terrible play. Come join in on the fun.

One of the players that I model my style of play after overdosed on antidepressants. He wasn't famous or filthy rich and no one's ever heard of him. I never met him, just watched his digital avatar collect more money than most.

Writing about almost anything causes me to reflect and realize certain characteristics of my own in such a raw and honest way. I'm able to understand myself on such a scary and limitless level. I find it therapeutic, but it certainly doesn't make me any happier. I've been working on a short story about my relationship with a man that I met during my time spent in underground poker clubs. The idea of reading to my new writing group has had it's ups and downs. Probably not going through with it.

2009-07-29T11:52:00.000-07:00

My worst quality is my ability to hide and bury my true feelings so deep that my facade becomes a part of me.

Yankee

2009-07-25T13:29:00.000-07:00

While drinking at Vesuvio's, a Columbus Street bar once frequented by the likes of Jack Kerouac and Allen Ginsberg, I met a friend by the name of Yankee. Luckily, his name is in no way related to the baseball franchise, therefore allowing us to become homies.

As we drank whiskey and wrote haikus about the events happening around us, my train of thought was suddenly shattered by a knocking on the window. Yankee, someone I believe to be either homeless or doing a fantastic job at creating the false image that he's homeless, knocks consistently until he has my undivided attention. He holds up a piece of cardboard. On the piece of cardboard it says, "Will draw your entire group for any donation." In my current enebriated state, I nod approvingly and give him the thumbs-up.

He takes a moment to study our facial features and retreats back to the sidewalk to begin his work. I decide that it would be fitting for me to join him outside and ask him for a quick run-through of his process, in case I ever feel the need to draw group portraits of my own some day. Very little was learned about his technique other than the fact that he really likes the way orange chalk looks on cardboard. And he's right. I never really took the time to think about it, but it ends up looking wonderful. As he touched up the portrait by adding fire-red colors to the lips of the women, he told me that his wife, who lives alone in Louisiana, is pregnant and that he needs as much money as I can possibly string together for him...

After the exchange of twenty dollars for a fantastic piece now sitting atop my living room mantle, Yankee and I are no longer able to control our cheerfulness. We hug and rejoice, as seen above.

Beds

2009-07-15T00:20:00.000-07:00

Whenever I sleep on a friend's couch or on a hotel mattress, I revert to thinking about beds that I have normally slept in and how they compare. I do this as I gradually sink into a relaxing breathing pattern and doze off into an often quirky dreamscape. Usually involving the ability to jump great distances. Don't ask me why. Don't tell me why, either, because I don't believe in those ridiculous dream dictionaries.

Tonight I'm sleeping on a futon in a spacious three bedroom home located in the northeast section of Portland, Oregon. This futon reminds me of the way that a dorm-style bed feels like, in my experience.

I recall working long hours in one of Boston's many illegal poker clubs and walking down to South Station after my shift. There I would catch a bus that would bring me to Manchester, New Hampshire, where my then girlfriend was attending art school. It would take the duration of Bedhead's "Transaction de Novo" album and few tracks off of Andrew Bird's "Andrew Bird and the Mysterious Production of Eggs" for me to arrive at the Manchester YMCA, where she rented a closet sized dorm room with a surprisingly spotless shared bathroom and a filthy communal kitchen. I remember the Hello Kitty sheets wrapped around the twin mattress placed snugly in the far right corner of the room. There were regularly stray art supplies sprinkled across the floor. Paints, pencils, paper, glitter, charcoal.

Most days, the room was either uncomfortably cold or absurdly warm. I didn't mind. I didn't mind sharing a bed hardly large enough for one person. I actually enjoyed it more than any other sized bed. The idea of being tightly wrapped up in the arms and legs of someone you love is a wonderfully safe and unnerving feeling. Knowing that, for those silent hours, our worlds would remain completely still and safe from any guilty thought or petty argument or room to grow apart was the most selfishly satisfying feeling I have ever experienced.

But, I regret to inform that waking up is inevitable.

I'm in Oregon

2009-07-12T20:13:00.000-07:00

Wildly chill.

Radically rad.

Rainy.

Tired.

Excerpt

2009-07-06T18:48:00.000-07:00

I stepped directly onto the bus. No one was there to kiss me or hug me or simply wave goodbye with a smile, and it was new to me. Regardless of where I was or what I had done, there was always someone there to bid me adieu from the sidelines, whether they were important to me or not. A true sense of loneliness never hit me as suddenly as it did here in this moment. It paralyzed any excitement I had built for the foreseeable future, and rightfully so. Rather than linger around the bus terminal, I quickly hopped onto the bus long before it's departure time in order to shake off the distinctly depressing state of mind that I created from nothing.

I sat in the back of the bus and watched the couples, business acquaintances, friends, and families fill the seats in front of me. Children began to cry as their parents would quietly hush them to sleep. Loud conversations among friends and family soon followed. The aisles were covered in a layer of garbage from patrons past consisting of empty bottles and plastic bags, making crinkling sounds every so often. It was far more comfortable than a sleek, spotless, and silent bus ride, for sure. Those tend to go by a lot more slowly, in my experience. Being fixed on my surroundings so intensely postponed any truly depressing feelings of my own.

The bus departed and the soft rumbling of the interstate pavement tried to lull me to sleep. A bump or pothole would wake me just as I would get perfectly comfortable enough for some much needed rest. Giving up on the idea of a beginning-to-end bus ride of uninterrupted sleep, I decided to write a letter to someone whom I hadn't seen in many years.

"Please excuse the sloppy handwriting to follow. I am currently riding on a bouncy bus heading toward Seattle, Washington, and my hand is being jerked all over the paper. You will be reluctant to hear that I have not developed Terret's Syndrome or any spastic disorder of the like. Just simply cruising down the highway..." It was a letter to a girl from home. She was the first woman that I had ever loved and she still owned a fair portion of my heart, whether she was aware of not I am not sure. I would write to her time and time again, never recieving a response, and I will constantly make up reasons to justify it. "Maybe my letters aren't reaching her. Maybe she moved away. Maybe she's become illiterate." I would think to myself. I still very much enjoyed writing to her because on the off chance that she actually was reading the letters, it made it worth my while.

Runny Nose

2009-07-06T13:55:00.000-07:00

Have you ever felt as if your brain had suddenly melted into a liquid form and started to seep out of your eyes, ears, nose and throat but there was nothing you could do about it because as you would plug one hole, the others would leak more quickly and right as you asked a friend for a helping hand in plugging all of your holes, the bottoms of your feet began to crack because of the pressure build up inside you and as you crawled to the nearest hospital you wonder if there will be any brain left by the time you make it and right as you finish that thought the hospital flips the "OPEN FOR BUSINESS!" sign to a "CLOSED! HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON!" sign at the main entrance so you sneak around to the back of the hospital and break a window and right as you carefully step through the broken glass you realize that it was merely a sinus infection?

No?

Me neither.

Even Everything Bagels Have Hearts!

2009-07-04T18:27:00.000-07:00

Every major city seems to have a bar with second rate Boston-sports memorabilia (i.e. a signed Wade Boggs jersey, a giant signed photograph of Tim Nearing, a Larry Izzo signed poster, etc.) that New Englander's feel comfortable at and frequently visit. In San Francisco, that bar is called The Connecticut Yankee. I was skeptical of the name at first, too, and almost thought that it was a joke. "Hey let's tell the die hard Red Sox fan to check out The Connecticut Yankee, a Yankee bar filled with their fans armed with their Blackberrys and iPhones, occasionally looking up from their mobile devices to check the score. That will be a funny joke, right?" As it turns out, it actually is a Red Sox bar with a comforting New England feel. If a shot of Maker's Mark were affordable (and I'm usually flexible), I would be a frequent patron. Unfortunately, seven dollars is pushing it, if you ask me.

A friend of mine happens to be a close friend of the owner, Fritz, and we had the chance to talk briefly. He's been in San Francisco since 1980 and is originally from Portsmouth, New Hampshire. I hear a lot of objective opinions on how native New Englander's tend to have a "hard and rough" look, generally speaking. The same with Californians and their California glow. I've never been able to pick up on anything like that, having always lived in Boston. Now that I'm a San Franciscan, it's a lot more noticeable when you're able take a few steps back and view it differently. He had a native New-England-like aura about him and talked about his passion for Phish, The String Cheese Incident, and bands of the like. The rest of the time was spent talking about how he just got back from Tahoe and before that he was camping in Humboldt, and from there he went to Seattle to see a band, and from there he hung out in Portland, and blah blah. The tone in which he talked about his role as "professional traveler/camper/band see-er," it sounded like he thought of it as a chore. "Oh I had to go all the way up to Seattle to see some friend. Sigh. Poor me." Tough life, man.

Part 2 of 52132 tomorrow.

Clean Out of Partially Clever Titles

2009-07-03T07:32:00.001-07:00

Last night consisted of, but certainly was not limited to:

Going to two shows; The Tallest Man on Earth and Mi Ami/Double Dagger.
Getting into a fist fight in front of a bar called The Knockout Room. Irony. Discuss.
Not winning the fight, but not losing. Considered a win when all body parts are still fully functioning.
Telling a girl from Boston that I was from Ireland in order to measure the believability of my new Irish accent/alter ego.
The consumption of three beef empanadas.
Breaking into a coffee shop after hours to watch an indie film about Werner Herzog eating his own shoe.
Realizing that I settled for some p-r-e-t-t-y lame parrot-like friends/other-types-of-relationships-that-aren't-defined-as-friends in Boston.
Evading the early morning bagel man by laying completely still.

I want to write about this day. Beginning to end. When I wake up from my nap, hopefully I'll attain enough knowledge to depict the reasons for my actions in a clear manner. What I truly mean is this; I hope that I don't rise with the moon accompanied by a brain-splitting hangover.

Wish me luck.

The Most Uneventful Blog Post on Earth

2009-07-02T14:21:00.000-07:00

I am eagerly awaiting tonight's show. As long as I've been a San Franciscan, I haven't been able to check out any shows. Tonight, The Tallest Man on Earth, one of my favorite artists at the moment, is playing at The Independent.

I plan to write a review and submit it to an indie webzine that I've been talking back and forth with. Well, I haven't been talking to the actual webzine someone that works for them. We'll see how it goes. For some reason, they seem to be interested in offering me a review column.

Cheers. People love to use the word cheers in San Francisco. Whenever a bartender brings me a drink, which is often, they say, "Cheers!" I like that.

Part 1 of 52132

2009-07-01T12:04:00.000-07:00

I once knew a man that I resented for more reasons than I could count on a handful of hands. He was born into piles and piles of money and didn't need to do a thing for it. Opportunities consistently fell onto his lap for many reasons:

1. He was lonely and in dire need of friends for a simple reason. He would frequently alienate acquaintances for an assortment of reasons, usually related to a mixture of his greed, immaturity, and ego. If this disgrace of a human being were remotely intelligent, money would never become an issue for him. That happens when you inherit millions.

2. Typical social environments that young twenty somethings are involved with (college, a job, a group of people with similar interests) did not appeal to him. This would create an artificially strong bond between he and whoever he would relate to on the street or in a casino, etc. Altering his perception of friendship messed with his ability to create healthy relationships.

3. His stubbornness showed through his disorder. He was a compulsive gambler and saw that gambling was something that I went about in a careful and calculated way. With his already warped perception of money, he tried what I made look easy. He considered himself a "professional poker player" without ever making a dollar profit.

Two million dollars later, he is now broke and it can be easily viewed as my doing. Only in part, of course, but my fault to a certain extent. I was a loose acquaintance of his for the better part of two years. Looking back on it, I was completely unconscious of it at the time, but he was a figure in my life for selfish reasons on both ends.

1. I perceived his friendship as a way to advance my then inconsistent financial situation.

2. I put up with his bratty bullshit because of it.

At this time in my life, I was hustling in illegal poker rooms in order to stay afloat financially. At 18, I moved out of the home that I grew up in to escape a family dynamic changing for the worst. Around this time, I was introduced to forms of poker that I picked up on fairly quickly, and steadily made money applying basic gaming theory to the felt (of a poker table). Having little experience in the art of the hustle, I had no idea what I was getting myself into.

Being 18 and unable to deal with complex social situations (especially involving those that I loved and continue to love with my entire heart), I jumped into the first apartment that I could find to give myself some space from my tense family. It was in Roxbury, a section of Boston that was the most crime ridden and the most affordable. Granted, I did live in a rapidly gentrifying part of Roxbury, but my guileless actions pointed me toward an intuitive and suboptimal direction.

Living on my own appealed to me. I was out of sight from any authoritative figures and could do whatever my heart desired. Suddenly having to pay for food, laundry, bills, rent and entertainment, the money that I needed to reach on a monthly basis was much higher than I had originally thought.

In the underground poker clubs of Boston, work comes in heavy streaks. I think of it as one of those machines on game shows. You're placed into a transparent box where wind is blowing around a pile of money. In a set amount of time, you grab as much as you physically can. Some weeks, the machine was out of order. Other weeks, there would be so much money blowing around in there that it was impossible to pull out less than two thousand dollars. The inconsistency of the business always left me with this feeling of unease. Knowing that there were people in the city around the same age as me with exorbitant amounts of money left me with a sour taste in my mouth. This feeling was deeply rooted in jealousy, of course, but I wanted to work diligently on hitching my beat up 1990 Ford Taurus to their space craft heading straight for the moon. Not necessarily the moon, maybe Saturn or some other planet. You get the point. I wanted to position myself in a ready stance for success at someone else's expense. I was willing to do whatever it'd take.

To be continued...

Something I Can't Finish

2009-06-28T15:49:00.000-07:00

Hello down there,

There are so many interactions and situations that I want to write about and almost all of them took place during yesterday's Dyke March. For those that are not familiar, this weekend is referred to as "Pride," a three day public party devoted to the celebration of homosexuality among almost all other sexualities. All but heterosexuality because, evidently, we have the remaining 362 days to celebrate. Public drunkenness is encouraged and nudity is acceptable. I have never been to anything like it.

On Saturday morning, I woke up and immediately walked to my neighborhood bar to seize the day. I ordered a shot of whiskey and a cider as I watched out the window for the L train. I would have never guessed that the mother-of-all-parties was taking place just a mile away. Everything was dull and ordinary in my area town, as it usually is at noon on a Saturday. Children were being picked up from their karate lessons and elderly Asian couples were carrying their groceries home. Ordinary.

I rode the train to Dolores Park, the epicenter of all things festive, to meet up with Danni and eventually Dean. I wrote about my interaction with Dean a few days ago and formed a concrete opinion of him based on what I knew of him at the time. It was a negative one and I regret to inform that I am sometimes wrong. As it turns out, he's a really fun person and not anything near what I made him out to be.

We drank and drank and drank Tequila, beer, and vodka. And we talked and talked and talked. Random drunken encounters would take place throughout the day, and two are worthy of their own paragraphs.

Humberto is a party-with-your-shirt-off kind of guy. Very friendly and very gay. We were returning from a liquor store and heading back to Dolores Park to march with dykes. They call it Dyke March. En route, Danni realized that she really needed to use a bathroom. Being the drunken trio that we then were, favors were asked of all that looked as if they had the authority to allow her into a bathroom. Residential bathroom, commercial bathroom, outhouse, anything. We didn't have time to be picky. Right as our latest attempt failed, a charming hispanic fellow descended from the clouds to scoop Danni off of her feet. At this point I was considerably drunk but relatively sober when comparing my inebriation to Dean's or to Danni. Danni definitively took the gold medal, Dean the silver, and I was left with an honorable mention of drunkenness. I wasn't drunk enough to let some stranger take my friend out of my view, however. Dean agreed with the potential risks and we chased them up the stairs. It turns out that he was a really cool guy and offered us some drugs, hit on Dean and Danni, and life moved forward in a slow-motion type of way.

I was dancing. Those that know me well know that I do not dance. This serves as further proof of my sloppiness during the march.

And I was attacked by a swarm of angry lesbians.

I saw a girl pushing a stroller. She was wearing a shirt that said...

"MARRIAGE = LOVE YOU SEXIST BITCH"

The number of hilarious ways that this can be interpreted is astounding. The best part is not knowing whether or not the wearer of the shirt knows this or not. Two thumbs up.

Religion/Bazan

2009-06-26T11:24:00.000-07:00

David Bazan, formerly of Pedro the Lion, has given me a refreshingly honest and new perspective on religion. After reading through a few articles I feel that his opinion on Christianity is full. As it is plainly clear in his earlier recordings, Bazan was a devoted Christian in the past. Being forced into accepting the love and existence of Christ from a very early age limits what could potentially be understood without it. Having a closed minded view of God and religion (limited to Christianity) is rarely ever going to benefit anyone in relation to a child brought up in a free and boundary-free atmosphere, where a person can then base their own true opinion.

Anyone that cannot understand past "RELIGION IS LIES" should stop reading here. Religion is based on falsies and flat out misconstrued, silly lies. Coming to grips with the fact that many important lessons and understandings can be gained through such "lies" is impossible for most. It just so happens that Christianity is not worth anyone's time, and, having been forced into this specific religion, I can understand why someone would be sour about religion in general. Other religions with even more elaborate and unbelievable stories have thought provoking stories to better a person. Just don't take it in a literal sense. Do we really need to argue whether or not Moses parted a body of water? I certainly hope not.

Getting back to Mr. Bazan, he claims that his faith slowly disintegrated as he became more and more familiar with it. Some grow up with strict guidelines about faith, sometimes making it irreversible to think with an objective mind about religion, or anything. Others view religion as an escape. For example, when a 9 year old's dog dies, praying is going to put Spot into doggie heaven, right? Maybe it does help. I just don't think that I'll ever be in a position to think so. Neither does David Bazan.

Also, please view this hilariously biased blog post about Bazan's fall from faith here.

D-$

2009-06-24T12:13:00.000-07:00

My roommate works at a fancy coffee shop in The Mission. It's an ideal environment to get work done in or to simply wind down and read a newspaper. Amazingly quiet to the point where the running of the faucet sounds deafening when breaking the comforting silence. The bulk of the patrons are regulars that are fine with the three dollar cup of coffee that is offered here. Lovely place.

As my roommate was closing the store one night, there were three regulars lagging behind, trying to finish up any last second internet chores. They are Hoan, Chantelle, and Dean. As Danni, Kristina and I were leaving to grab a drink, we decided to socialize as a collective clan at a bar called Dirty Thieves. All was going wonderfully as I talked with Hoan, an iphone application enterpreneur, about poker, expected value, soccer, facebook applications, etc. From all that I know of him, it seems that we will probably see eachother in the near future because of our similar interests. Chantelle is an actress/musician and a strikingly entertaining conversationalist. We talked about her friend, named Richard Johnson, who plays poker for a living out in Los Angeles and about her experience with the stock market.

Last, but certainly not least, we have Dean. Dean, Dean, Dean. Random stimulating conversations were sprouting about with everyone but Dean. I don't know enough about him to gather a concrete opinion of him, but it's safe to say at this point that he brings about obscure perspectives and opinions for the sole reason of being obscure. He's extremely argumentitive and I have to assume that he has a great deal of experience with it. Moving on, I mentioned in passing from one conversation to the next that Outkast is one of the premier pop/hip-hop groups of my time: a simple statement and nearly impossible to argue otherwise. Not for Dean, though. Dean mentioned in an overly abrasive and flat-out threatening tone that he doesn't agree with Outkast as a pop group. Fucking Outkast. My guess is that I crossed words with him during his never ending quest to become the world's most interesting and inspiring intellectual. And I certainly wish him success in such an endeavor. Just not around me. The argument escalated to an absurd level and I left it alone.

Toward the end of the night we were all parting ways to head toward the homeland. As I shook hands or hugged everyone, I faced Dean and tried to shake his (I'm-sure-more-wonderful-than-mine) hand. He declined in such a way that wasn't nearly upsetting. It was sad to think that someone, somewhere in this world, is potentially capable of making decisions even slightly similar to his. Genuinely disheartening. I did what most wouldn't and wrapped my hands around him in "the bear-hug" position and squeezed lightly for about three seconds. A perfect hug. Five stars.

A few days have passed and I've been patiently awaiting a time to give him his gift. Outkast's "Stankonia" album wrapped in Valentine's Day paper.

Until next time.

Bob

2009-06-22T12:09:00.001-07:00

Bob installs windshields for a living. He moved out here from upstate New York to chase a girl, something I've deduced as a failed attempt through simple logic. It was about 3:00pm on a cool and sunny Sunday and we were both drinking our adult beverages quickly, as if they would be taken away from us if we didn't finish them in under five minutes.

I was drinking a double shot of Jameson on the rocks with a Magner's Cider. I was on my second round, reading Bukowski's "Post Office," and constantly re-reading pages due to my inebriation. Bob and I were the only paying patrons at Shannon Arms, a quaint Irish pub in the heart of an Asian neighborhood. He was watching ESPN on the television and without looking away from the screen, he asked me what I was reading. When I replied, he let out a bellowing laugh from the pit of his stomach, what I imagine Santa Claus to laugh like. He looked over at me and I immediately noticed that the foam from his Guiness was dripping from his unruly facial hair. My kind of guy. I'm still not sure what his laughed meant. I presume it to be something along the lines of, "Oh-ho-ho. I am all too familiar."

Our conversation went on and on and he eventually noticed that he was doing all the talking. He would ask a series of questions, and before I could reply, he would ask another question. These would serve as a verbal diving board for his wild tangents. I must admit that it was entertaining and kept me at the bar for one extra drink.

He called me a modern man and I took it to be a snarky, backhanded compliment. We talked about baseball and he knew his shit. He talked about 1960's baseball and whenever I would ask him any sort of question about it, he'd say that I should research it for myself. Our drunken banter became sour soon after and he left saying, "I ought to take you outside and teach you something." Before I could conjure up an appropriate response he was gone.

Interactions!

2009-06-20T20:30:00.000-07:00

I had the feeling that today was going to be an uneventful day. I woke up on an uncomfortable couch, ate, talked to my roommate about typical roommate stuff, showered, and left the house with no destination in mind. Fortunately, the day was a fun one.

On the weekends, the public transportation system (MUNI) is limited and unreliable. Because of this, I walked up to 14th and Quintara to catch a bus to a happenin' area of town, The Haight. For those that don't know, San Francisco is filled with hills at an outrageous incline. There are hills that become so steep that public steps are built in order to ease the pain of a walker's calves. I walked up a set of about 100 steps in order to reach the bus terminal. As I reached the final step, I saw that the bus was leaving the station, so I ran at a blurring rate to catch it. After catching the bus, I noticed that my heart was beating at a rapid rate and my t-shirt was soaked in sweat. I looked like a fool, but I was cool with it.

When I arrived in "The Haight," I browsed around vintage clothing stores, book stores a record store and a shoe shop. I spent $20.50 on a flannel shirt and a green t-shirt that I immediately changed into. I bought Bukowski's, "The Postman" and Vonnegut's, "Cat's Cradle" at a small book store with a tiny selection. I'm glad that I did because, later on, I ended up meeting some cool people because of it.

After my time spent in "The Haight" became dull, I took the #33 bus to Valencia St., known as The Mission. There is a bar in that area of town that I've grown fond of called Zeitgeist. I couldn't remember where it was exactly, and decided to ask strangers for directions. The first guy that I asked seemed annoyed by my request. He said, "What the heck is Zeigeist? A bar? Oh, I don't drink. I'm a Mormon." I thanked him for his time and continued down Valencia St., where I met Noah and Kristal (or Crystal or Krystal or Ckristaal).

Noah made it abundantly clear that they were a couple. I respect that, even though I found it to be a little over-the-top. After asking them where my destination was located, they responded in unison, "We're going to the same place!" I took that to be a sign that maybe these people are crazy. It astonished me that they were not only able to say the same words together, but in the same fucking octave. It blew my mind. On the 7 block walk to Zeitgeist, we talked about how lovely Boston is and that Public Enemy is vastly overrated. Noah was very reserved in our 3-way conversation, but Kristal was very friendly and interested in what I had to say. We had an awkward departure once we arrived, much thanks to a collaborative effort between her over-protective boyfriend and the asshole of a doorman at the bar. I had a drink, talked to a few lame people and left.

I walked to 24th and Mission, which was quite a hike. My legs were hurting because of my excessive time spent at the gym, and the sun was gleaming down on my pale white face. I sucked it up and battled down the sidewalk.

As I sat waiting for the 48 bus to take me home, I talked with a "skateboarder kid" about the book in my hand. He was gliding back and forth on his skateboard as he talked to me about Kurt Vonnegut's, "Slaughterhouse-Five," a book that I haven't read yet. He spoke so passionately about Kurt Vonnegut's style of writing. I liked him because of it. I hated him at first for consistently whizzing by me on his board time and time again. I like him now though.

The bus arrived and we continued our conversation, which eventually lead to non-Vonnegut topics. He spent a semester at Berklee and finished his degree at Wesleyan, in Connecticut. When other people overheard that I had just moved here from Boston, other bus patrons were drilling me with a wide array of questions and comments such as: "Do you like it here more or do you like Boston?" or "Your accent sounds adorable." and other things to that effect. Good times.

Kyle the skateboarder got off the bus and shook my hand. He told me to visit him at his place of employment, a place that I already forget the name of. Time passed and another conversation was started with two gorgeous women sitting to my right. They both grew up in rural Massachusetts and were excited to hear that I was from the same area. I wasn't expecting to talk to them, and was really into my book, forcing me to answer their initial question in an embarassing way. Not only did I stutter badly, but I accidently spit in their direction. Noticing that they noticed, I said, "Okay, first off, can we go directly to laughing about me spitting at you?" They found it funny and we talked and talked about nothing I can remember. The more personable of the two said that she hopes to see me again some day. That made me smile.

My favorite interaction of all was with Jeff. We were waiting for the L train at West Portal as he tried to strike up a conversation with almost every girl that walked by, and to no avail. He said, "Not my day." and I wasn't sure if he was talking to me or not. I replied with an empty, default answer to the effect of, "Ya win some, ya lose some." or "We gotta work with what we've got." He took a liking to this, and we talked about redwood trees, Star Wars, Brazil, among many other things. It eventually got to a point where he reached in a bag and gave me a handful of weed. THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN BOSTON. EVER. I frantically put it in my breast pocket and he noticed. He said, "Yo, it's legal out here, man. Chill." He was a really laid back guy, speaking freely and at ease. He had just returned from a 20 country road trip and was pretty bummed out to be back. We exchanged phone numbers and agreed to grab a drink on Tuesday.

People in San Francisco are so friendly. It's intense

After reading through this a second time, I've decided that proof reading is a necessity.

Acceptable Reactions A, B and C.

2009-06-19T15:34:00.000-07:00

Never in my life have I experienced a relatively stress-free time. There has always been someone standing on the sidelines who I would need to report to after each an every meaningful moment, whether it be my mother, a girlfriend, or a very close friend. It's a tough emotion to describe. Having someone there that cares enough to watch me and help me is often relieving and I'm grateful for it. Sometimes it becomes overbearing and limiting to other aspects of my life that are appealing to pursue. I feel like I'm incapable of taking a long deep breath. And everyone certainly needs one of those at some point.

I left Boston to chase a feeling of weightlessness and ease. I'm beginning to realize that it's impossible to ever have complete mental clarity. Similar to a utopia. It's impractical to ever achieve, but everyone's striving for it to some degree. Mainly because the idea of mental clarity isn't defined as anything in specific. It's what you perceive it to be and different than anyone else's.

2009-06-18T12:12:00.001-07:00

Uncontrolled hysteria over a fucking basketball game. How? It simply does not add up to me. For those that do not know, the Los Angeles Lakers won the NBA championship recently. This somehow resulted in the smashing of storefront windows. As it became evident that the LAPD could not chase the hooligans out of the area, police cars were set ablaze, boutiques were ransacked for anything of value, and metal trash cans were thrown at virtually everything. See below.

I can understand that die-hard fans rooting for the losing team would do something along these lines. I'm not saying that actions such as these are justified in that case, but doesn't it make more sense? If you're angry and upset, you sometimes react in a violent way. Anything of this magnitude rarely adds up, especially over a sporting event.

Does the average fan think: "Oh my goodness, I can't believe that my favorite team just won the championship! Let's all congregate outside and fuck shit up! Let's show the world how happy we are by lighting a bunch of shit on fire and punching cops!" I don't get it. But I must admit, the person responsible for trimming the local trees in order to magnify the already existing flames must be a die-hard fan. You can't fake that.

I hate Los Angeles.

Battle of the Inconsiderate Pricks

2009-06-16T17:09:00.000-07:00

I spent the beginning of the day at the gym. It's very clean and busy, both things that I seek out in a gym. I need to have different things constantly going on around me in order to work out for extended periods of time. Televisions on, my music blaring through my headphones, other people putting their bodies through rigorous training along with me, etc, etc. Twenty nine dollars a month is a steal, in my opinion. That makes me enjoy my time spent there all the more. Getting my money's worth, bitches.

I tend to hog one specific machine for too much time. There are many reasons for this. It's so busy at some hours that it becomes a scramble to find a machine that isn't in use. Awkwardly lingering around a machine to get across the message of "Yo, your time has expired. Get the fuck off." is of no interest me. I go to great lengths to avoid these types of situations, actually. This time, I was on the opposite end of the interaction. I was the one that needed to realize that my time had expired and that I need to get the fuck off. He was a giant dude. Probably 6'4" and 260-270 pounds of muscle.

He said, "Hey man, do you mind if we switch off using this?"

He was wearing a Yankee's hat so I replied in a sarcastic tone, "I'll fight you for it."

He was two of me. Easily, probably more than two of me. He thankfully found it funny and that was the end of our dialogue. We both were wearing our personal music devices.

As I left the gym, I decided to take the train over to Trader Joe's to buy some healthy food. At the moment, I'm riding out a health-food bender and Trader Joe's is the place to go for that. Hopefully it doesn't last too long because this type of food happens to be the most expensive. I picked up a package of salmon and saw that the price was $11. I thought to myself, "This shit better be laced with gold." After some reasoning with my more frugal half, I threw it in my basket. I even bought multi-vitamins. You bastards that are healthier and in better shape than I sucked me into this world. You had me surrounded at the gym, all of you in excellent physical condition. I envy you. I'll get there some day. Baby steps. Expensive baby steps.

On my way back from Trader Joe's, I browsed around Border's. It's the mother of all bookstore chains. They're so helpful and they're all so happy. It makes me feel like I'm being run through a well oiled machine. I hate it, but it just so happens that these places are well-stocked and very organized. Whenever someone is being overly helpful or smiley, I think about how they are trained to act that way. Like puppets. I envision a well dressed district manager coming into the store before the doors are opened to the public. I picture him calling a meeting where every employee is ordered to attend. He sets up an easel to harness a poster filled with charts and graphs.

He says, "Our quarterly earnings are down 40% compared to this time last year! This is proposterous!"

He then grabs a whip out of his briefcase and begins whipping all of the employees while yelling, "Smile you motherfuckers! Smile! What do I pay you for? My money is at stake! Smiles mean dollars!"

I know, I know. It's probably a bit of an exaggeration. Not impossible though.

I picked up Bukowski's "The Most Beautiful Woman in Town." After some thought, I realized that I didn't want to support this beast of a corporation, so I found a comfortable recliner in the coffee shop looking area. To my right there was a man reading a "Dummy's Guide To..." I can't remember the topic, but he was silent and concentrated. To my left sat a girl (or woman?) around my age, I guessed. She had black hair and was very attractive in a cute and innocent sort of way. She sat with her bag on her lap, reading a graphic novel. After a few minutes passed, she started reading aloud. At first I thought it was a joke or something. Maybe I was on some hidden camera show or something, I'll never know for sure. The guy to my right was expressing his aggravation in the form of a long, deep sigh.

I tolerated it quietly for around ten minutes. I glanced at her quickly to see if there were any evident conditions that made it necessary for her to read aloud in a store. I found nothing. I didn't confront her about it. Instead, I decided to also read aloud. This created a noisy and confusing environment for everyone around us and took only about a paragraph's worth of words for her to stop. My new friend to my right found it very amusing and laughed softly. Minutes later, she left and I surprisingly felt bad about it. I mean, I did accomplish what I wanted to: for her to stop reading aloud. It was more dramatic than I would have liked, and that made me feel like an asshole. At the same time, if she weren't such an inconsiderate prick, she wouldn't have found herself in the situation to begin with.

Miniature Days

2009-06-15T11:12:00.000-07:00

Some days are better than others. Some days are difficult to exist inside and some days are not. This is probably why I enjoy a long, uninterrupted sleep. This is also why I view life in an ephemeral sense. It's easier that way, isn't it?

Step 1:
You wake up to a clean slate. The belongings around you have been left from past lives that you've somehow managed to take with you. Your sheets, your pillow, your dresser, your mirror. Your soap, towel, clothes and coffee maker have all been left for you.

Step 2:
You effect things. You either go to work, or you decide not to. You make decisions and you effect people, places and things. You spit on the sidewalk and leisurely walk toward the bus. You read Charles Bukowski's, "Women" and are glad you did. You meet with a stranger and discuss measly topics like sports and dinner plans. In the grand scheme of things these topics are irrelevant in reference to the big picture. But today is a full life, ephemeral. With a sunrise and sunset the day will be complete, and the same for tomorrow.

Step 3:
You drunkenly stumble home and put on a record that you have no memory of ever hearing. Your records are your friends and they keep you company as you dose off into sleep. You think about the decisions you made in the day, mistakes or not. You're aware that you'll have no recollection of anything come tomorrow. You'll wake up with a hangover and wonder about what potentially happened. It's exciting.

Step 4:
Repeat step one.

These miniature lives make up an entire life. It'd be nice if you could revisit each specific day before you died, or something like that. In the form of a mosaic or a slide show or a movie. That would be pleasant.

Jack Bauer V.2.0

2009-06-13T21:44:00.000-07:00

Sitting at the bus stop, minding my own business, I found myself caught between a rock and a hard place. Looking back on it after the fact, I can laugh about it easily, but that was sadly not the case while in the moment. Let me explain.

While babbling at a bar about my passion for the Boston Red Sox organization, I realized that there was a fellow baseball enthusiast in the house. Her name is Megan and she has been a faithful Giants fan since the creation of their present ball park, AT&T Park. We talked and talked about petty statistics and former players, which eventually lead to an invitation to see a game with her and her family. I obviously accepted this invitation and am very glad that I did. I had a great time, aside from the fact that my brain was mush, I acted like a zombie during the entire game, and had a canker visible on my lip. The latter effected me to an absurd degree, forcing me to avoid direct, close eye contact. Self consciousness runs wildly throughout the majority of my family and close friends, sadly, but I have plenty of experience in dealing with it.

While taking public transportation, I got a call from Megan telling me to get off immediately and she would pick me up. I did so and waited at a bus stop where she said she told me to go. While waiting, and while being the nosy person that I am, not looking over at the group of Mexican gangsters was impossible. It was as clear as day that they were dealing drugs and I couldn't help but watch. There were about five very hard looking thugs conducting their business freely and openly until one of them noticed me staring. Knowing very little Spanish, I heard something that may have been in reference to me. That frightened me. I postponed my nosiness for a moment. In that moment, I noticed one of the hoodlums walking toward me. He was walking in a fast, aggressive manner, but that didn't change my approach at all, surprisingly. He got to an uncomfortably close area in relation to my personal space and said, "Are you a cop?"
Almost flattered by this interaction, I gasped with relief and replied, "Am I a cop? Nope. Not a cop."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, positive."
He walked backwards, back toward his group of fellow gangsters. All things considered, he was very a lot more cordial than I imagine he should be, given the exact context of our conversation. As I waited to be picked up, I pulled a book out from my bag and made it look as if I were reading it. Time passed, and a bus came and went. While the Mexican thugs were watching me, I realized that the bus that had just left is the only one that stops at that specific stop. Adopting the persona of a cop, still sticking around the bus stop after it had just left must have looked suspicious in the mind of my thug counterpart. And I realized that quickly. It was then deemed necessary to flee.

I briskly left the scene and walked in the direction that Megan and I would intersect the soonest. Glorifying the situation in my mind, I felt like Jack Bauer/Indiana Jones/Bruce Willis-in-just-about-any-of-his-roles. It was fun to think that way, knowing that these petty drug dealers had probably since forgotten about the situation entirely.

This is where I'd like to say that I narrowly evaded gun fire coming from every possible angle. Minutes later, Megan drove by and I safely left the scene.

Shapes or Shades

2009-06-12T11:56:00.001-07:00

After blogging about non-poker related topics for the past two months, I've come to the conclusion that I should incorporate it a tiny bit more. After all, this blog was created to track my poker stats and stories.

If you play online, you are given a username to log in and to be identified as. Mine is Talue Vown. Value Town, but with some trickery. There is a player that I follow on a regular basis under the handle Quiet Lion. His name is Richard Brodie and you can find his blog here.

When you play online, you have the ability to chat with other players. After watching for a few short minutes, I come across this:

Yanksfan362: you aren't as quiet as your name implies.
Quiet Lion: I was lion about that.

After taking some time off, I thought I'd need to shake off some rust. I feel that I'm playing as well as ever, and am in a far more clear state of mine than ever before.

Charts and graphs to follow.

No Good to Anyone Now

2009-06-11T20:25:00.000-07:00

The idea of love is undoubtedly warped and fuzzy in my twenty-two year old brain, but who's isn't? From what I know of most relationships between friends of mine, people decide to label relationships as love far too quickly, forcing an unhealthy layer of comfort usually constructed from a fear of being alone. This type of thing, from an objective perspective, seems naive and dumb in a grand sense, but it is rarely simple enough to be viewed as that. I was in love and it was a perfect fit, and I am unfortunately unable to push it aside as false or unhealthy.

Wanting what you can't have is natural. Somewhere within the inner workings of my body, my arms and legs move about in a sometimes dishonest, sometimes primitive way. Years back, I came across someone that was alone, uninteresting, passive and dull. At the time, I took the love that I had for granted and shifted my energy from what was right toward what was distinctly wrong and nothing else. Writing about it in this fashion makes it seem as if this were a quick and heartless decision on my end, and I guess that isn't too far from the truth. Tension built between this sad, sad person and I over a very long and relatively uneventful time directly effected my relationship with Lee. My relationship with the love of my life was fading fast and it was completely my doing. I was aware of it, and viewed this "friend" as a plan-b, although she was the main reason why my relationship of almost four years was dissipating to begin with. For a long time, I felt indifferent in regard to Lee's (my actual relationship) view of time spent between June (my unconscious band-aid to fill the void left behind with Lee) and I. Looking back on it, I can't believe that I was incapable of understanding her perspective on the situation. Maybe I'm stubborn because she was right about it all. Maybe it's that I'm not completely over any of this yet. I can't pinpoint exactly what I feel, and whenever I feel as if I'm closing in on it, it changes drastically because od the fact that conditions are constantly changing all around me.

Attraction is obviously relative and I know that I'm not reinventing the wheel by mentioning it, but it's important to recognize. I spent six months in a relationship with someone completely uninteresting, unintelligent, manic, and unmotivated. I was fixed on the idea of a relationship only because I was a member of such a healthy one for so long, irrelevant to the one forming at the time. Being attracted to the fact that someone is attracted to you is a poor and shallow quality, and I wish that I was aware of it at the time. Having been oblivious toward the situation from the very beginning leaves me feeling embarrassed with all of those that know of my problems in greater detail. But can I really blame myself? When so many complicated layers of intricacy (sex, money, dependency, mutual friendships, feelings about others, etc) are poured onto an already frail and untrue foundation, what can you expect other than destruction? I'm left with that empty lot where a beautiful thing once stood, and am still cleaning up the mess from previous attempts to replicate it. And I'm not unhappy about that.

I was pursued while in a relationship, too. That is something that I find to be pathetic, especially if you are the pursuer. Especially if you are an admitted psychopath without enough respect for yourself to seek medical attention. I mention this because I see June doing exactly what was done to me to someone else. That someone happens to be in the midst of what I presume to be a healthy eight year relationship. Our relationship is pretty much non-existent, and I've only spoken to him once. Maybe he knows of my situation well enough to gain something from it. I hope so. Her intentions are so clear, and the temptation of infidelity is impossible to ignore for some. He seems like a decent guy, and I hope he doesn't make the same mistake I did. It's no coincidence that her only friend in this entire world is someone equally as pathetic as herself. I don't use the word pathetic too often or loosely, but I can't imagine a more fitting home for it. She's malicious in her intent and too dumb to realize it. Pathetic.

With that said, it'd be fun to see someone react under the same circumstances that I had to, in order to give myself a point to measure from. One hundred percent of people in the same situation would have done better than me. I originally intended to end this post with something to the effect of, "Despite all of this nonsense, I actually mean well." or, "Well, that's all folks!" but both come across as equally humurous.

Super Market Sweep, Pharmacy Edition

2009-06-10T17:01:00.000-07:00

Waves of dizziness and nausea are preventing me from enjoying this beautiful day. Not being able to pinpoint the root of my illness is frustrating me far more than it should. So I've decided to take action against my new sickness by doing what most consider as "the lazy approach." And that approach comes in the form of a pill knwn as ibuprofen. Most of you know me as a non-believer in Advil or Tylenol and both brands have not relieved or cured me well enough to change that opinion. However, I find comfort in knowing that they are designed to relieve my pain, which ultimately leads to relieving my stress derivative of my nausea and dizziness. It comes full circle in a deceitful way. Completely eliminating my illness is hardly ever the case with the consumption of ibuprofen, in my experience. I find comfort in knowing that there is something inside my body allegedly working diligently to enter me back into the world of wellness. Whether it is actually working or not is irrelevant.

Cliffnotes: Don't buy ibuprofen. Save your money.

The store/pharmacy down the street from my house is running a pretty +EV promotion. If you make a purchase of $25 or more, you get $5 off. That obviously sucked me directly into the store, leaving me to search for items that are even the least bit useful. As I leisurely waltzed from aisle to aisle, I crossed paths with a guy doing the exact same thing. He was juggling bug spray, sponges, a bag of elastics, and other some items of similar importance. I feel that I did a much more cost-effective/better job by buying floss, a fathers day card, an expensive paste to treat the canker on my lip, Advil, and a package of tennis balls. Of course, he didn't have a canker on his lip, leaving the numbers to be slightly askew (and bias, not prejudice.) If we were to break down the profit margin of each item, I would win and it would not be close. This was meant to be a joke, but I'm noticing that things just got out of hand. I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about right now, nor do I intend on reading this to see if it actually makes some sense. Deal with it.

The cashier didn't scan the coupon until I mentioned it, and I expected that. I took the $5 I saved and bought a beer. Beer always does taste better when it's free. Or stolen.*

*-The past few sentences were a collaborative effort to joke about a recent situation. It's meant for a select crowd only.

Cheers.

Proof

2009-06-09T17:42:00.000-07:00

My social life is a lively one, and I am happy about that. Shortly before leaving Boston, a lingering feeling of worry lurked about my brain. After having been a part of what I once thought was an intricate and healthy social web, leaving that forced a sudden feeling of anxiety onto me. Granted, my bonds with specific people have faded with time and I identify that as natural and sometimes irreversible, I still feel close with the true friends I have had, mainly because of our significant and beautiful memories that bind us together forever. Without those, we are an empty slate. Viewing this period of my life as an empty slate is dismissive of my past and I resent that I'm capable of doing things like this.

I have recently been turned onto The Rumpus by two friends. I could explain what they offer, but it'd be good for you to check it out. From what I understand, it is run by an author named Stephen Elliott and he happens to be a prominent figure in the bustling art community here in San Francisco. I have yet to read any of his work, but plan to after I finish with Kurt Vonnegut's Welcome To The Monkey House.

The Rumpus organizes an event called The Monthly Rumpus at a bar called The Makeout Room in the Mission area of town. The show exhibits artists not limited to fiction writers, musicians, poets, actors, actresses, etc. After hearing about this event in a sarcastic, chore-like tone, I wasn't too excited to check it out. The entire show was stunning, and I'm still talking with my friends back home about it.

I have an unhealthy crush on Thao Nguyen. Check her out.

Right now, I'm meeting up with new friends at a Salvadorean restaurant in the Mission. When I return, I plan to give a detailed report on The Monthly Rumpus. Checking out the website in the meantime is strongly encouraged.

Cheers.

Haiku

2009-06-07T13:06:00.000-07:00

I'm considering writing a haiku for each important person that I've met thus far. I was inspired to do so by a haiku posted on my new fridge:

Lady on the bus.
You fuck all your friends when drunk,
Now the whole bus knows.

I have some rough ideas for pretty much everyone. This one is for Jimmy MacCarthy, a fellow Bostonian sporting many different articles of Sox attire. We met as I exited the bathroom at a bar called The Broken Record.

You lived in D-town.
We drunkenly shook hands thrice.
"You rep Boston good."

Jose is a beer vendor from the Mission that knows ridiculous amounts about every topic I mentioned. We talked about Mo Vaughn, Phillip Seymour Hoffman's early works, Six Point Brewing Company, Mormonism, earthquakes, etc. He was cutting up newspaper clippings at an Irish bar in a largely Hispanic neighborhood.

Something in your teeth,
Is pink and looks like putty.
So irritating.

Rory was born and raised in Dublin and is living here illegally. He works as a mason and for a moving company in San Francisco and has been miserably doing so for 4 years. His friend wanted to buy coke off of me, and was let down by the fact that I didn't have any. I guess being Irish in San Francisco means that you have access to coke. We obviously met at a bar.

You wrote your number,
On a paper I threw out.
Your girlfriend was cute.

I took a random sequence of buses yesterday, and it took me to the most expensive area of the city. It's called The Marina, and there was a bumpin' festival going on. This area of town is incomparable to any area of Boston, but sort of reminds me of a Newbury St/Beacon Hill fusion on the beach. Twenty-something year old snotty rich kids were running rampant with their Ferragamo shoes and Prada sunglasses. By the time I got there, it was 2pm and the healthy majority of people were drunk. In my travels, a drunk Asian kid (of a similar build to mine) lightly tapped me in the face with his digital camera and snapped a picture. I slapped it out of his hands and walked away.

Wanted to punch you.
Very satisfied with my choice,
To break your camera.

I have 4 more, but after revisiting them, I noticed that they could come across as mildly offensive. I need to re-work them for a PG audience.

Also: I was rocked by the sun yesterday and have a nasty sunburn on my face and neck, leaving to me resemble a tomato.

Explosive West Coast Shit!

2009-06-04T17:44:00.000-07:00

My pre-moving anxiety has finally subsided, and I'm really glad that I love it out here. Looking back on it, the idea of moving to a city that I had never been to is absurd. As it turns out, luck is on my side (pun intended), for sure. There is not one thing that I dislike about this city. Not one thing. The people out here (for the most part) are a complete 180 in relation to New England residents. People are friendly and helpful.

My first interaction with someone other than a familiar person was this: As I walked down the main street of the Haight area (a fun part of town), a man walked up to me as I was checking out a coffee shop. He said, "Boston, huh? Fuck you." referring to my hat. I wasn't sure how to respond, and in that time that I took to figure out a fitting response he said, "Hahaha I'm fucking with you. What's up man?" I have since come across some similar interactions, but not to that same degree.

Last night, I voyaged out to a few bars with Danni and her friend Kristina. We walked around the Mission area of town and were patrons of a bar called Zeitgeist and The Elbow Room. Zeitgeist was a pretty sweet bar, for the most part. The bartender on that particular night was silly. She would overwhelm herself with orders and forget the majority of them while making drinks, thus creating more work for herself. In the two experiences I had with her, she broke a glass and yelled at a customer. She got 50% of what I normally tip bartenders.

The Elbow Room registers as one of the worst bars I have ever been to. As a self proclaimed drink-slightly-too-much-er-but-not-quite-an-alocholic, this is a lousy category to be placed into. The drinks sucked. The bartender was a dick. The environment was tacky. They could be giving out hundred dollar bills at the door, and I still wouldn't go back.

Speaking of hundred dollar bills, I plan to end my month long hiatus from poker within the next day or two. After giving a lesson today, I feel that my conscious is finally clear enough to get back to the grind. My roommates are unfamiliar with the idea of "gambling" for a living and that was expected. I have an article pending approval from BLUFF magazine, and I intend to use that to corroborate my means of income to them. Not too-too worried about it, but it'd be nice for them to understand my method of thought regarding poker, and convince them that I don't flip a coin for a living.

As of right now, I'm going to attempt to make my bedroom a comfortable and livable one. Knick knacks, posters, and comfy looking things are to be acquired in the trip from this coffee/beer shop (Maxwell's) to my apartment.

To anyone that reads this blog: If any of you suddenly get the desire to come out to San Fran to chill or whatever, I am completely down with letting you stay at my place for a few days. I'm serious. Do it, especially if you've never been out here. Chances are that you'll love it!

San Fran Sisqo

2009-06-04T09:25:00.001-07:00

What a beautiful city. Why wouldn't anyone want to live here?

Being in Salem

2009-06-02T08:40:00.001-07:00

Tomorrow, I will be a resident of California. As a result, I'm forced to run crazy amounts of errands up to the very hour that I depart (i.e. taking my car off the road, canceling my bills at my previous apartment, packing, meeting up with people, etc). I can't wait for this anxious/frantic period of time to be over and I can finally relax.

I'm listening to a mix that I made for a friend that I never shipped out. I don't really plan to anymore, mainly because it won't appeal to her as much as I had originally thought. It's sick sick sick though. I wrote Chop Suey on the disc, having nothing to do with System of a Down. Track list:

1. "Children's Story" by Slick Rick
2. "Fireworks" by The Whitest Boy Alive
3. "Fake Palindromes" by Andrew Bird
4. "A New Chance" by The Tough Alliance
5. "All Falls Down" by Kanye West featuring Sylena Johnson
6. "Down the Line" by Jose Gonzalez
7. "The Go in the Go-For-It" by Grandaddy
8. "Weed Demon" by Wavves (I listen to unhealthy amounts of this band.)
9. "Chicago (Adult Contemporary, Easy Listening Version)" by Sufjan Stevens
10. "Agoraphobia" by Deerhunter
11. "We Have Mice (Boombox Version) by Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
12. "Fear and Loathing on Cape Cod" by Piebald
13. "Baby" by J Dilla featuring Madlib and Guilty Simpson
14. "Pistol Dreams" by The Tallest Man on Earth

I love the way that it plays through because it is so choppy sounding and each song sets a distinctly different mood. If you want it, it's yours.

All Systems Go

2009-06-01T09:28:00.000-07:00

"This is the same ocean where blue whales dive.
This is the same ocean that fell on white mountains.
This is the same ocean as tomorrow's good coffee."

I've been keeping it pretty lax and low-key in the days leading up to my departure. Some pretty solid time was spent up in Salem, MA last night. A good friend of mine invited me to drink some beers and listen to some records. That we did. I recall listening to Mount Eerie, Jib Kidder, theUSAISAMONSTER, and Black Elf Speaks.

While drinking a fair amount of intensely potent beer, I found myself knee deep into a passionate conversation/argument regarding astrology and horoscopes. I, of course arguing in the favor of the rational man, picked up on some fairly interesting points on the opposite side of the debate. For me, when it's dissected completely, the mystery and aura surrounding it becomes coincidence and patternless. Anyone that bases serious decisions on alignment of the stars is lazy. And gullible. Probably even dumb. I digress.

The entity defending the opposite side of the spectrum was a woman named Elizabeth. It got to a point where we were arguing for the sake of arguing, which was enjoyable. I found her to be really interesting for that reason, among many others. From what I gather, she's a touring musician originally from northern California, now residing in Berlin. She shared a story about her idea to move to a country where she doesn't know a single person or the language. Without any money, she found under-the-table employment as a dish washer as she spent time writing music. I found it to be overly inspiring and "gutsy" to pull that off. After explaining my situation (which is a watered down version of her story... moving to an area where I know one person AND the language,) she said that I'm going to really enjoy my time out there. Given her past experiences, the comment felt really comforting. You can check out her music here. Good stuff.

Wo(men)

2009-05-30T06:38:00.000-07:00

After lurking across the sometimes hypnotizing interwebmosphere, I came across a wonderful article. This was found on a former friend's blog that I continually read, leaving me to feel an unusual form of guilty, as if it's a personal journal that I've found the key to.

The article left me feeling refreshingly thrilled. I identify the feeling with this:

Corroborating a shamefully honest opinion of yours to a friend/partner/parent in an artfully tactful way.

OR

Proving yourself right, already knowing it, now armed with a perfect summary of embarrassingly recent understandings. Sadly, I was not born with a complete understanding this article, as that is rarely the case. One thing I am told that I was born with is the unrivaled ability to successfully whine. This is exhibit A. Let's not kid ourselves, the blog era is directly effecting one industry far more than any other. Therapists.

IHop is Wack

2009-05-30T02:58:00.000-07:00

In the early 90's, a band existed consisting of 9 year old boys singing about pizza, killing eagles and homeless people. They went by the name "Old Skull" and it is the filthiest, most raw form of music I have ever heard. They have a video for their song "Homeless" but their sickest song is called "Pizza Man."

Oh pizza man,
If you are late,
You will give it to me for free.
OK, pizza man, here's your tip:
A bullet to the head.

It is believed that a parental figure is responsible for writing the music and lyrics. I choose not to believe that.

Jones' Orange Matches

2009-05-29T00:58:00.000-07:00

It's 4:00AM here in Boston and I am packing up my belongings at a snail's pace. After some quick math and research, I have realized that it makes pretty close to no sense for me to rent a storage facility as I relocate to San Francisco. I have a bunch of furniture that I am never going to want in any future apartment of mine, a giant TV, and a game console that I hardly use. To pay $30 a month to store a bunch of useless shit annoys me. Ideally, I'd like to rent out a storage space for 3-4 months, to have a fallout plan, in case things don't work out over there ( <-- ).

I just watched MIA's interview with slithery political comedian, Bill Maher. My thoughts on him can be positive or negative on any given topic, but I enjoy what he does. Anyhow, it seems as if MIA gives the American public way too much credit, as far as knowledge-of-foreign-affairs is concerned. Over a significant sample, I would be SHOCKED if 15% of the American public knows where Sri Lanka is located. Shocked.

Since the early 80's, the Sri Lankan had been fighting off a separatist military organization named the LTTE. In a nutshell, LTTE fought for an independent state in the northeast area of Sri Lanka. Fast forward 26 years later, and 80,000 people are killed as a result, along with a failing economy, and warped population rates.

Check out the Bill Maher interview, if it's of interest to you. Pretty wild stuff.

Queens

2009-05-27T05:45:00.000-07:00

My brain has been introduced to new information that hasn't been given the proper time to mentally digest. My view on certain people has changed dramatically.

I have spent the past few days roaming around New York City with Lee. Our spontaneous trip had no actual goals or agendas, and I enjoyed it that way. We drank at many bars (Beauty Bar, Duplex, Dallas BBQ, Sharlene's, Down the Hatch, among more) and stopped at some pretty strange places. An infinitely better trip that my last.

I found a note in a piece of furniture while I was cleaning out my apartment. It said "I'm sorry," and it must have been written by June before she moved out. Nine times out of ten, when finding something as "symbolic" and cliche as this (when referencing a past relationship), I find it upsetting. Being completely turned off of her, I felt irritated and almost found it humorous. We should both feel shitty about how we dealt with our situation from beginning to end, but I don't regret it as much as I should. I constantly view the negative times far more than the good.

While wondering the streets of East Village, I met a street poet named Donald Green. Lee bought some of his hand written work for $2 and I talked with him for over an hour. I love one of his poems. This is called "Blue Joy."

Out of gray
sky
came a bright blue
bird.
He sat upon my window sill
and for an instant-no
more than a ray of sun
in the whirl of time-we
stared at one another.

He then lifted his blue wings
and gently returned to the gray.

I combed my hair.
I brushed my teeth.
I dressed.
I then had my morning lemon
and went off to work.

And when the gray had
gone to yellow and from
yellow to a soft mellow
brown, I gathered my
things and rushed home.

I wanted to see if he had
come again with evening time.

Why?

I could not really say.

Perhaps, this is what
loneliness can come to.

OTL

2009-05-25T06:22:00.000-07:00

Last night, I visited a studio called Outside the Lines for a show. This studio embraces and adheres to the needs of the mentally disabled. All of the artwork created is for sale, with 85% of the profits going to the artist. There was a fantastic gallery, among many carts with greeting cards, t-shirts, bracelets and prints. There was an original piece that I wanted to buy for $50, but it was already sold.

I went with two friends to check out a band called Child Abuse. They are tough to define as grindcore, but they are a 3 piece with keyboards, drums, and bass. The vocals were perfect for what they were doing, and the bassist held their infusion of noise together and in synch, keeping it from complete unstructured blasts of sound. Very enjoyable set, and I may even head to see them again today.

The closing band, Black Elf Speaks, is a project of theUSAISAMONSTER's drummer. They have a distinctly unique pop sound, with a wildly intense stage presence. Being a 7 member band dressed as elves, the sounds they make are unexpected and catchy. The band uses Native American folklore to create and explore untraveled lyrical worlds. Needless to say, I bought their newest album that they self released.

Also, I'm super excited to report that I finally have solved the puzzle of opening a beer bottle with a lighter.

Also, I am sporting a mustache and loving it.

Likes

2009-05-25T06:19:00.000-07:00

When the last living thing
Has died on account of us,
How poetical it would be
If Earth could say,
In a voice floating up
Perhaps
From the floor
Of the Grand Canyon,
"It is done.
People did not like it here."

-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

I'm reading "Cat's Cradle."

Accessing the Inacessible

2009-05-23T02:21:00.000-07:00

I have an insatiable desire to know a person's true intention. To know motives and reasons behind a person's words and actions interests me greatly. Rarely is the truth entirely evident on the surface of a conversation or interaction. As a result, I often find myself poking and jerking social situations toward irregular (and sometimes uncomfortable) paths. Especially when forming new relationships, honestly in this respect is mightily powerful. When such a strong foundation is built, what is built upon it is limitless. Lies will lead to lying about lies and lying about lying about lies, creating an intricate and unnecessary web of deceit.

I consumed 3 caplets of Tylenol PMs and am now feeling the effects. I will come back to this later.

79%

2009-05-20T15:05:00.000-07:00

It seems as if I'm telling everyone a different story. I want to move to the bay area of California. I want to be unfamiliar with places and people. I want to write in a comfortable and clear environment. I want to take classes and learn Spanish.

Being the naive and hopeful person that I am, staying in Boston creates the opportunity for me to correct any relationships that went sour. I am in no way bitter toward any of my former friendships or girlfriends, but am eager to shed some positive light on them before they completely vanish. I sincerely miss the random, meaningless moments in a day:
- Driving around Hyde Park in my Volvo Stationwagon with Lee in the front seat babbling about something ridiculous and June laughing in the back seat. Fuck, I miss that.
- Sitting, drinking at Razzy's with John, June, Lee, Darrick, and whoever else we come across that night. Watching everyone make a drunken fool of themselves at karaoke.

The idea of sticking around is becoming increasingly stale. I'm too comfortable here. If I do stay, I envision myself giving biased advice to friends and girlfriends past. I see myself wasting time, and getting nothing accomplished.

To those dissatisfied with their lives thus far, I know that a spontaneous leap into the unknown is not always the answer. For some, it's working 50 hour weeks, drinking and smoking yourself retarded, having meaningless sex, and filling space. Not me. To me, what it all comes down to is this. When it's all said and done, I want to look back on my life here with a big fucking smile on my face.

OOT

2009-05-17T12:39:00.000-07:00

I plan to write a fair amount during my stint at my next place of residence, and may even get a part-time job at a bar or restaurant.

Playing poker on a "professional" level sometimes leads me down paths that I wouldn't normally travel. I'm forced to lend money to irresponsible people, and chase people around for it. (The following sentence has been removed.)

I checked out a bar called Penguin Pizza over in Brigham Circle yesterday. The beer list is deceiving because they run out of product on a regular basis. I had a Dogfish 120, a Magic Hat Summer Whacko, and a Brooklyn Lager. Enjoyable.

After, I went with a friend to check out my buddy Mark's set down the street at a bar called Curtins. I disliked everything about the bar, but had a good time nonetheless. I hung out at a house in Roxbury after the show and did nothing.

Cheers

With All Due Respect

2009-05-15T15:43:00.001-07:00

My words lead me toward undesirable attention. If I'm placed in a sudden, gloomy relationship, I am going to know how to handle the shit out of it.

I have been told by 3 women in my life that I am an easy person to love. I was so quick to take it as a compliment.

Today and In February

2009-05-14T12:35:00.001-07:00

I sent out countless drunken text messages to those fortunate enough to receive them. Some were ugly. Some were beautiful. Apologies regardless.

Last night, I joined some friends for a karaoke night over by Symphony Hall. The bar is called Our House East.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Chief sings"Thong Song"
John confesses that Soundgarden songs covered by women make him weak in the knees.
I hate Soundgarden.
The drop dead gorgeous bartender who took shots with us and charged us for about 1/3rd of our drinks.

I ended up making it home in one piece, only to leave for the downtown area around 3AM. I hung out there and hit up a diner on my home. (South Street Diner)

I'm finally taking initiative toward finding a new home for next month (June). Ideally, I want to stick around the Boston area until I collect all the money that is owed to me, but it may not work out that way. I have an application pending for a studio in Brooklyn and am keeping my fingers crossed.

The idea of hooking up with random girls does not appeal to me very much. For such an emotion-filled action to be done without emotion freaks me out, and seems vaguely ironic. A few months back (February), a girl who I had never been close with, but knew, kissed me. At the time, I was in a relationship and it was speculated that we were breaking up. She was a mutual friend that I met through my then girlfriend. I know this topic seems bland, but I felt that her reason for kissing me was to hurry along the process of separating by telling her what I did. Partially, I feel guilty for it, although I'm told that I shouldn't. It's interesting to dissect a person's true intentions after the fact. Amen.

Exclamation Points Come Off As Tacky.

2009-05-13T03:18:00.000-07:00

In high school, I was terrified and intimidated by girls. Although I'm not entirely sure why, I can honestly say that I was scared of taking part in a serious relationship. Being aware that high school relationships are almost always heart-breakers, I was overly cautious. Now, I feel very differently.

Toward the end of my high school career, I met a girl from two towns away. Her name was Lee and I spent almost every night talking with her for three months. I was infinitely attracted to her on so many levels, and loved to listen to her talk about her art work. During school, art was never an interest of mine, but I enjoyed listening to her talk because she did so in such a unique way. The idea of love was so new and boundless to me at this point, and it was ironic how naive I was. Years later, I was 99.99999% that this was the girl I wanted to marry and grow old with. To this day, I owe so much of my growth to her and am infinitely thankful to have been part of her life for so long.

As my relationship abruptly ended with Lee, I felt as if my legs were pulled out from under me. I hadn't been single since high school, and felt down and alone. To postpone my raw emotion, I spent a lot of time with someone that I considered to be a good friend. Her name was Caitlin and we had known each other for a long time. To my knowledge, we had been attracted to one another for a while, but never really discussed it. Partially, I wanted female companionship and someone to spend time with. Anything done beyond that was beyond cool with me, but wasn't expected. Our minds operated very differently and we didn't truly relate on very many levels. I am exceedingly analytical to absurd and unhealthy degrees and she is more of a free-spirited, don't-read-too-into-things type.

While spending 3 days hanging out with Caitlin and wasting time being 21 and attracted to each other (?), I noticed a drastic change in attitude with my roommate and important friend, June. At this point, she had been an extremely close friend of mine. I fantasized about her in such a way that I felt guilty. Very guilty for a long time. Our relationship was eerily platonic, and we were both comfortable with that. To this day, I feel that we were both conscious of being attracted to one another. Fast forward two weeks, and our relationship becomes extremely physical as we corner ourselves into dating. It was really cool for a while. We spun ourselves into an oblivion, and alienated almost all of our friends by being together. Although we weren't sharing a similar outlook on the future, we shared a lot of similar interests.

The relationship was fucking destructive, among many other things. We were up each other's asses permanently. For reasons that I deemed plausible, I did not trust her and it ultimately ended the relationship. Also, we are both crazy. I miss her company pre-dating and she misses mine, too. I also miss bowling and staying in at night. A lot.

I have had extremely unique situations as of late, and have learned to take it all with a grain of salt. Being a single adult is hilarious.

I wrote an unabridged, full story. Decided on posting the cliffnotes.

Also, none of the people mentioned in this post are on speaking terms with me. Obviously!

The Truth is Exactly This

2009-05-11T03:34:00.000-07:00

Whatever it is you think you are, you aren't. A good friend, unique, well-read, good-looking, or smart. Well now you know. I hate to be the one to bear such bad news. I know it hurts to hear, but it's true. You don't mean anything to anyone but me. And even I think that you're blinded by conceit. So now you know. Free beer and basement shows don't mean you've made it. It's what you do, not who you were, or what you wear, or where you've been. So do something. Whoever you think is watching you dance from across the room, they aren't. If anything, they feel sorry for you because you try so hard. I know it hurts to hear, but it's the truth, so you might as well hear it from a friend. You're a has-been that never was. And I know it's mean to say but it's something I've been meaning to say to you for a while. You're a has-been that never was or will be.

17?

2009-05-10T20:49:00.000-07:00

Sometimes, when I dig my heels too deep into the ground, I find it a lot easier to adapt to my surroundings, when the choice with less potential consequences (lifting my feet and moving) is clearly the better of the two. Not necessarily a "right" or "wrong" decision, but the one with rational consequences. Defining each decision as right or wrong is rarely possible. I find comfort in having control and being the most aware, and at the same time, become dependent on people that also make decisions with significantly negative consequences. Not always the easiest type to trust.

A friend made a joke that I am capable of falling in love with a lamp. Not true. Also, it is a rip off of an Anchorman quote. Do not like. Within the same day, a joke broke questioning whether I'm going to stay single for longer than 48 hours or not.

I shaved my head today.

I'm listening to a lot of Verse, Deerhunter, and Broken Social Scene.

Girl: I'm the type of girl that wants to know if my ass looks big in jeans, or something.
Guy: Okay, well I am the type of guy that's not an idiot, and will always lie.

+more

2009-05-09T12:05:00.000-07:00

Dear Self,

Life is too short to deal with superficial depressive robots. Que lastima!

Cheers,
Richard

1111111111115

2009-05-06T08:25:00.000-07:00

After a week of convulsive sleep, having both beautiful and horrifying dreams (in the short span of time where I actually did sleep 2+ hours), I realized that my energy is primarily focused on activities that limit my creativity. I know, for most of you, that I'm speaking far too vaguely for anything of substance to be derived from this. Follow me to paragraph 2.

Surrounding myself with constant negativity and repetition has rewired my brain into operating less creatively, and in a more "cookie cutter" way. I hate it. However, I've been introduced to an unconventional way of communicating with people in a more efficient and honest manner. My relationships are stronger than ever and my heart is growing exponentially inside of relationships, activities, goals, and risks taken. I love what I love, and to tell me that I shouldn't jump into things whole-heartedly is fucking ridiculous. You should have a CONCRETE perception of love and reality before you pull the trigger on criticism.

Don't ever cloud and smother emotion. Don't ever disguise it and don't ever try to forget it. Love is relative, and to have never experienced love in a literal sense, will forever effect your perception of it.

Love,
Richard

As of Late

2009-05-03T09:50:00.000-07:00

Two nights ago, I made the mistake of drinking whiskey the entire duration of the night, having only consumed a very tiny amount of red pepper hummus. After spending some time at Dodge St, Major MacGleash's, and The Lobster Shanty, I was truly wasted and incoherent, making a complete fool of myself to all that I tried to contact in that time. I recall waking up in an unfamiliar bedroom at my friend's house over by Salem State. I also recall driving with a massive hangover.

After sleeping for a few hours, I headed back to the homeland to gather myself. I went out to by an ipod and an effects pedal shortly after. Rather than catch up on some sleep, I decided to play with my new toy, having completely forgotten that I agreed to drive out to the North Hampton/Amherst area for a show. I picked up my friend Mark, and we ate some nasty mussels and found some pretty cool bars. The show was a disaster, but it was a good time. There were a few dilemmas but we pulled through.

After this night, I am now an advocate for 5 hour energy drinks.

If all goes accordingly to plan, I am supposed to head to MassArt today to help set up a gallery, sleep my face off, and wake up crazy early to check out a couple of apartments in the Williamsburg area of Brooklyn.

Freestyle

2009-04-29T15:01:00.000-07:00

I fell in love with a ship. A vessel with at least twenty holes. Yeah, but she still floats! I have an ill gash on my nose and an ill sickness effecting my immune system and ability to breathe at an optimal rate. I'm taking a lazy approach toward playing poker, at the moment. I'm making tentative plans to move to the left coast, unless I find something that keeps me here, which is increasingly likely with each day. I'll miss my family too much, yadda yadda. I don't know what the overall chances of me leaving are. I like Providence a lot, especially the Olneyville area, but I don't think I want to live there. I'm writing a lot (pen to paper) and loosely basing a short story on my experiences in the poker community, as well as important relationships in my life. None of this makes sense, and I'm not deleting any of it. I was supposed to leave 10 minutes ago. I bought aviator glasses and am forcing myself to like them. Team FUN pulled through with a commendable 4th place finish at a trivia night in the theatre district, bringing home a cooler with a gallon of water and a user version of the movie "Little Nicky." This is a gigantic, ugly looking block of text. I lost my debit card and don't have time to cancel it or look for it, but I have time to write a ridiculous blog post. Why the fuck do I even have a blog? 20-25 people read this on a regular basis and no one comments. I don't even want comments. You don't even know that I know you read it. Technology is siiiick, know that. "Know That To Know This" by Themselves is a sick track on their new album The Free Houdini and features Aesop Rock. I'm stopping at the store, buying a carton of orange juice, and embarking on my journey.

Providence

2009-04-28T00:47:00.000-07:00

I have been to and from Providence twice in the past 4 days. I enjoyed myself a lot both times. Sewn Leather and DJ Dog Dick performed at a (very well hidden and beautiful) artist loft in the Olneyville area of Providence. After driving through a parking lot of old carnival rides and poorly maintained carnival equipment, we walked into what looked like an abandoned mill building (i.e. Lowell, MA or Manchester, NH) to find Boystown 2. The temperature inside was close to exact in relation to the temperature outside. The set up was unlike anything I'd ever seen before, and it was cool to see that these types of places are able to exist. If anyone has the opportunity to see Sewn Leather perform, I very highly recommend checking it out. If I had to describe it: hardcore influenced synth punk.

My life is oozing with opportunity right now in all aspects and I have never felt so limitless. I'm eager to explore my options all at once, but have learned to deal with things in a more patient manner. For so long, I spent time on making hopeless situations more positive, rather than embracing things actually worth my time and energy. I'm currently at a healthy understanding of myself and at the cost of things that I once considered important.

Fifteen songs on repeat, in this order:
The Decemberist's Valerie Plame
Elvis Perkins in Dearland's Shampoo
Belle and Sebastian's Sleep Around the Clock
Grandaddy's Now It's On
Themselves' Them's My People
Robert Francis' One by One
Say Anything's Woe
Stephen Malkmus' Baltimore
Cause for Alarm's In Search Of
Lou Reed's Satellite of Love
El-P's Smithereens
Blitzen Trapper's Furr
The Shins' We Will Become Silhouettes
Midlake's Roscoe
Jay-Z's Blue Magic

Thoughts on Humans, Love, Humans Loving, and Humans Thinking About Loving

2009-04-22T06:45:00.000-07:00

It is truly disheartening to realize that the foundation of everything you believe in is paper thin. Does the guilt lie in wanting more stability or realizing that the former sense of stability that you once obliviously had never truly existed? It took me an embarrassing amount of time to understand these very simple concepts:

- One can only think so far. Or, as a direct quote, "You can only think as far as you can." If you're capable of a certain thought in a given social situation, it does not necessarily mean that it can be accurately portrayed to any given person. Understanding perspectives of people other than yourself, while checking your ego at the door, is what separates very smart people from geniuses. For example, identifying that people view you differently than you view yourself, based on the sample of information known about you. It seems like a very simple concept, but this can be understood on many different levels, in my opinion. This leads me to my next thought...

- True happiness and true love is all relative to what you know. It is well within the realm of possibility to have never experienced love in a lifetime, but believe you did. The opposite is also true. Don't expect an Arabian prince to sweep you off your feet with his magic carpet and travel through the warm, starry night. Love is not anything like "Alladin." Please fucking realize that.

I would like to use this section to congratulate you on making it this far into my post. I'm going to finish this later.

Being Healthy is Difficult

2009-04-15T17:21:00.000-07:00

At the beginning of the month, I had decided to take an indefinite break from poker. I feel like there are a lot of reasons why I came to this decision. Ultimately, I realized that whether I was running well or poorly effected my mood to a significant degree. For example, if I were to play a 2 hour session in the morning and lose $1,500, I would be in a bitter and unhappy mood. The opposite is true as well.

I understand that most people have jobs that are mentally bothering while "off the clock." From a poker player's point of view, there is a saying that you should try to "take the emotion out of the game and not be results oriented." My argument is that it's only natural to feel a certain way in any given situation and to mentally block it out is impossible.

If I do decide to quit completely (which is unlikely), I would look at these past 4 months as a success, having won 30k in that time. Ideally, coming back to a clean slate and moving down in stakes a month from now will help immensely.

Never in my life have I had more free time on my hands. I have a few ideas as to what I can do with it. First and foremost, I'd like to get in shape and get some use out of my YMCA membership. The thought of having a personal trainer crossed my mind, but I'm way too stubborn to have some gym rat yelling at me to "GO HARDER" (something I witnessed today), although it would definately hurry along the process of losing weight. Putting together a healthy diet is difficult for me, but stringing together an efficient list of gym tasks is impossible. I have been active in the Health and Fitness sub forum on twoplustwo but it only helps so much. I could mimic someone's routine, but it obviously won't fit my needs perfectly.

Ideas are constantly flowing through my head for a short story of the life of a typical poker player, elaborating on social experiences and glorifying actual events that I took part in. As I began to put the pen to paper, I discovered "Broke: A Poker Novel." Brandon Adams, a Harvard professor and pro poker player whom I have played with a couple times, wrote a fictional story on the life of a poker player. It hurt my confidence at first, but my ideas are far different than the ones that he portrays in his book.

Studying a more robotic form of poker, where a correct decision is usually clear and not dependant on information gained in previous matches. At Heads Up Limit Holdem, the player pool is very small and it is necessary to make certain plays specific to a certain player's tendencies. When playing Sit-n-gos, it is a lot easier to put in a ton more volume and play on auto pilot. I plan to do this, but wouldn't be suprised if I ditch the idea.

Wish me luck.

Galleria

2009-03-13T11:04:00.001-07:00

I had a laptop. It was a piece of shit, but it held sentimental value to me because it embarked on a journey into professional poker with me. I hated the fucking thing, but I would play on it anyway, because it felt comfortable. Sadly, a beer (Brooklyn Brown) was spilled on the keyboard, frying the motherboard. All of the hand histories that I saved have been lost, along with music and other things that are less important. I was gonna smash it into a ton of tiny pieces and put it inside a transparent case and keep it on display in my room. I'm not going to do that, in hopes of it resurrecting some day.

Today I went to the mall and bought a new laptop. I asked the Best Buy associate which laptop he would buy if he were to buy one right now. I believed that he was being truthful to me and not selling the one with the highest profit margin, so I bought it. I also bought an Xbox 360 with 4 games, an extra controller, a guitar controller, and a pack of gum. I bought Street Fighter IV, Major League Baseball 2k9, NBA Live 09, and Guitar Hero World Tour. I'm not allowing myself to open it until I spend 90 minutes at the gym.

Doing Alright

2009-03-11T18:33:00.000-07:00

I haven't been doing well in relation to maintaining a solid balance with my daily (or weekly) activities. I'm mixing in a daily workout at the YMCA with my routine. I have been slacking in that area, as well as poker. However, I have been drinking a lot.

Toward the end of the week, I ventured through Cambridge and Allston with a friend that I met last summer, Mark. We stopped for a beer at almost every bar in the area with a decent beer menu (Cambridge Common, Sunset, People's Republik, etc.). He's an all around nice guy, and knows his fair share about beer. We ended the night at Sunset with June, John, Andy among others. I had not seen most of them in a while, and it was fun to catch up with them while drinking good beer (for free).

On Monday, a friend that I met while in Asheville, NC flew up here from Florida. We hung out and talked for a few nights while we were in Asheville, exchanging contact info and the likes. I've been enjoying myself a lot while she was here. The bulk of our activities involved drinking, but we also bowled, people watched in the North End, shopped at Urban Renewal, and did other things that I cannot recall. I had a bunch of ideas for being a "tour guide" to someone that has never been to the city, but things got messy nightly, largely due to alchohol.

After dropping her off at the train station for her miniature journey through northern New England, I played pick up basketball at the YMCA. I was pleasantly surprised in my ability to keep up with players in a lot better shape than I.

I've been really lazy about poker, but won a tournament for $3,500 and am up $2,200 in HUHU. Knock on wood.

EDIT: I also got in a verbal altercation with David Pham, a terrible HUHU player. There is a tentative date for a grudge match.

Swing of Things

2009-03-04T14:57:00.000-08:00

I never really planned on taking a break from poker. It's just that I have been super busy.

Warning: The following words may not make sense to you. Or they might have meaning to you, but may not make sense in the context below. I will do my best to describe in a concise manner, making it comprehensible for those who are unfamiliar with poker.

I play poker for a living, as most of you know by now. My goal is to make money. However, my success is not measured in $ (American dollars). I measure in terms of big bets, which will now be referred to as BBs.

In the specific games that I play, a BB is either $16 or $20. For example:

Sang: Hey Rich, I was admiring your raw and intuitive skill to take money from people on the internet. How much money did you end up making this session?

Me: I lost 30 BBs to this spewtard.

I was playing 8/16. A BB is 2 big blinds. The big blind is 8. 8 x 2 = 16. 16 x 30 = 480. I lost $480. My win rate is 5 BBs for every 100 hands I play.

In the specific poker game that I play (Heads Up Limit Holdem), it is theoretically probable to have a 500 BB downswing, while playing on your A+ game at all points throughout. 500BB x $16 = $8,000. There are definitely kinks in my game to work on as well as some rust that I need to shake off. However, I have convinced myself that I am in the midst of a downswing.

With that being said, I could do two things about this:

1. I could take my new car down to Florida and build a house making virtually no money, but likely enjoy myself with a couple friends. I have a few friends down there that I could visit, as well. I'd have to leave my family and friends for a while (in a time when I am needed). Lots of birthdays, an important court date, sick relatives, etc.

2. I could battle through this temporary mental block that I have developed with poker. I should be thankful for what I am capable of. Certainly shouldn't be complaining about it.

2/23/09 - 2/26/09

2009-02-25T14:07:00.000-08:00

I arrived in Asheville, North Carolina at 5:00AM on Monday after driving a utility van from Boston to here, making no rest stops in between. My friend Darrick was planning to stay with his older sister, Stacy for a week or so before heading to Florida to help his father build a house. He, Alyssa, and I made it here without any incidents (and I didn't have to drive at all).

Stacy lives in a 3 bedroom house with 2-3 other roommates. Greg (Lance Armstrong's former personal chef, a NY Times best selling author, and a stand up comedian from Atlanta), a southern girl who's name I cannot recall, and her boyfriend. The house is a very cozy and organized place, but my belongings, along with Darrick's, are sprawled throughout the living room.

On the first night, we all went to a Goodwill clearance center to find costumes for a Mardi Gras party the following night. Darrick's sisters are both artists, and took it very very seriously as I was gonna sifting through the different bins casually. From there, we drank at this Irish pub called Tolliver's as the sisters went to go see Marley and Me. I checked out a quaint tattoo parlor next door, but wasn't feeling it, otherwise I would have went through with my idea.

2 blocks from the Irish pub, was a trendy bar with a pool table and tons of people our age. Darrick played a few songs for their open mic night and did a great job. The bar was called Westville Pub. At this point in the night I had been drinking heavily because of issues I have back home, which directly effects me the rest of the night. I felt like trying to meet new people, in order to force me to forget about problems I have.

At this specific bar, the majority of the patrons were drinking in large groups. Because I am incapable of pronouncing my "R's" properly, I feel like I was viewed as an alien. Further into the night, I noticed a girl writing in her journal, drinking whisky and coke(?). This was likely my best bet to exchange life stories, but we left soon after for reasons unknown.

When we got back to Stacy's house, her roommate Greg was leaving for a bar a few blocks away called The Admiral. Because of my mild intoxication, I asked him if he was cool with me joining. I would normally not in a sober state. I don't know. Maybe. Darrick and I joined him for a whole bunch of beers. We talked about poker (ha), his stand up comedy career, and other personal stories and problems we have. People love to talk about themselves.

The girl who was writing in her journal at the previous bar, was sitting alone at a booth, still writing. I made it a goal of mine to find a cigarette for Darrick (you can smoke in Asheville bars!). I first went to a table full of lesbians (starting from the ground up) and acquired one cigarette. This was an eventual segway to a dead end conversation. My intox-o-meter was probably close to an 8/10 at this point. I sit at the booth of the girl that I noticed before and make a fool of myself. Not a direct quote but, "HEY I NOTICED YOU WRITING IN YOUR JOURNAL FROM AFAR. CREEPY AMIRITE?" Before long, Greg, Darrick and I are sitting at her booth, telling jokes, etc. I recall talking about Maine, college, spirituality, sex, Asheville, music, among other things, I'm sure. We ended up exchanging contact information, and met up a couple days later.

Woke up with a sick, sick, hangover. Went to breakfast at a mom and pop southern diner called The Stock Yard. A lot of things happened on this day. Mardi Gras, etc. I'm going to leave this day out for now.

Yesterday.
Sent things out at the Post Office.
Drove around aimlessly with Darrick and Alyssa.
Tattoo parlor, and Mexican restaurant with magician waiter.
Nap.
Not-so-authentic BBQ restaurant.
The Admiral for 18 jukebox songs and 2 drinks.
Westville Pub to meet with Danni the Journal Girl.
Hung out in van and talked about everyone's relationship problems.

Godspeed.

Recap

2009-02-01T12:00:00.000-08:00

I put in a "great deal" (no pun intended) of poker volume this month. I played a tiny bit less than I wanted to do online, but I made up for it by playing a lot live. I am +350 at this poker game called Highgate. Although I don't play No Limit very often anymore, the players that frequent this game are horrible. Even the winning regulars are horrible. I like the people that run the game and I think they may like me, so I feel comfortable there.

I made one trip to Foxwoods with Darrick, resulting in 1 mediocre session of 10/20 and 3 phenomenal sessions of 20/40. I was playing really well and knew where I was at in almost every situation. I am +$3,750 at Foxwoods this year.

I came back from CT because of my nana's funeral and wake (not in that order). Because of some petty feuds between family members, I was expecting some crazy shit to go down at one point. I was right. A brawl ensued with my brother and one my cousins claiming that he "will hit a woman" or something to that effect. I was wasted, and all I remember is yelling.

Its strange that situations such as a dying family member can bring together (or separate) a family. I now feel like I know part of my family that I wouldn't have been able to recognize months back. Good times.

Live poker: +$4,100
Online poker: +$10,900 (w/ cake poker that doesn't show up on my graph)
Staking: -$900

Cambridge/Charlestown/Davis/Fanuiel Hall

2009-01-12T23:04:00.001-08:00

I had dinner with Andy at Cambridge Common a couple nights ago. I originally planned on talking to him about San Francisco because I plan to visit and possibly live there starting in June. We ended up talking about poker, my recent success (pros and cons) and about his job. After seeing John for a minute, we met with June at Grendel's. Solid time.

Last night, June and I checked out The Burren for a folk night they run on Sundays. They had a band from Minneapolis playing on stage in the back. They were really fun. There was a band that set up in a round booth in the front. I really enjoyed them a lot and plan to go next Sunday in hopes to hear them again. It was a really unique atmosphere. I love that place.

While watching Mystic River with June (we've been on a Sean Penn bender), I noticed that some scenes were shot on one of the mail routes I would frequently deliver to in Charlestown. Pretty sure June thought I was crazy until I drove over to Russell St and proved myself.

Tonight I had dinner at the Union Oyster House. My 3rd favorite restaurant (and the oldest in the country). I had the fisherman platter. Sounds lame, but the fried seafood at this establishment goes unparalleled. June ordered the lobster ravioli and that was equally as delicious.

Oh and I'm riding quite a heater. Aside from the graph, I'm +$900 on Cake. Playing well and running well.

Drinks

2009-01-10T09:51:00.000-08:00

This is my 2009 graph thus far (+1k on Cake).

Bars that I have consumed alchohol at over the past 3 days:

Monty's (Lynn/Swampscott line)
Lido (Lynn)
Barry Park (Lynn)
Flat Top Johnny's (Kendall)
Tommy Doyle's (Kendall)
Whitney's (Harvard)
Grendel's Den (Harvard)
Charlie's Kitchen (Harvard)
Cambridge Common (Porter)

FTP Red Name Pros

2009-01-06T17:25:00.001-08:00

As you can see from the chatbox, Maciek Gracz refuses to play me at small stakes. Maciek Gracz is a "Full Tilt Pro." I find satisfaction in this.

Ideas

2009-01-05T14:23:00.000-08:00

I haven't play as much live poker as I would like. All of the clubs around here, spread 1/2-2/5NL and never have any LHE. As a result of this, I've decided to fuse an upcoming vacation with a solid couple sessions. There are a lot of spewy 30/60 games in LA, but I really have no desire to visit there. I'm still trying to piece together what I want to do. Regardless, I intend to play the 20/40 at Foxwoods on a more regular basis. I haven't played much at all this month but this is my graph thus far for the year. 2009 gogogogogo.

5 Figas

2008-12-31T10:22:00.000-08:00

Happy holidays to all.

Last night I was owned by The Golden Monkey. I forgive.

My official month results for December far exceeded my expectation.

Planning on traveling next month to the left coast.

This Week

2008-12-20T15:12:00.000-08:00

I have been slacking as far as poker volume is concerned, but for good reason. For the past few weeks, I have been focusing on balancing my regular activities, in order to maintain a healthy lifestyle.

Since pursuing poker as my sole source of serious income, structure in my day-to-day life has been lacking. My sleep schedule, eating schedule, exercise, poker sessions, recreational time, social life, etc. are constantly changing, and it leaves me feeling unorganized and unhealthy. This may sound crazy, but, without a basic sense of structure or organization, it makes things very difficult to anything to the very best of my ability.

With a full time job, I was forced into some sense of organization and exercise (and more so than most). As a result, I was focusing too much of my time on those two aspects, making me unhappy. Leaving my job gave me an overwhelming feeling of freedom, and, with that, came excitement in a scrambled and unkempt sort of way.

The same goes with unhealthy relationship(s). That's that.

That being said, I am experiencing happiness, excitement, love, and self satisfaction at a level that I did not know existed.

Cheers.

Middle East

2008-12-11T20:07:00.000-08:00

Greetings from the Middle East.

My good friend Darrick Lucas is down from his estate in the White Mountains and we've been playing a good amount of poker. I had my worst day of poker in a long time, but I feel like I was due for a sick swing. After I lost about 100 big bets ($1k) I decided to call it a day, and fired up "You Don't Mess With the Zohan." I was pleasantly surprised.

This time last year, I would let my emotions take control of me, and would play through a downswing and make things worse. When I let my emotions cloud my mental clarity and dull my edge on the game, bad things happen. It seems so basic, but it took so long for me to understand this.

Last night, I made plans with Caitlin to go see The Ting Ting's at this bar over by Fenway. We left my warm and cozy house to battle through rain, pay for parking, walk in the rain, and decide to turn around last second. She only had a paper license, and we weren't cool with standing in the rain to get in. After 40+ minutes of looking for the car in a maze of a parking garage, we went back to my place, where Darrick and June were chillaxifying. Good times. After listening to a Montell Jordan song or two, we drove over to Razzy's for karaoke night.

I love everything about Razzy's. The bartenders are really sweet, and the enviornment is really relaxing. I remember June saying that it reminds her of a cabin. Pretty accurate, vague description of Razzy's. Darrick sang a song that I was familiar with, but everyone seemed to enjoy it. John sang a song and got pissy about being limited to only one song. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

As a side note, I was complemented on my hoodie that I was wearing while trying to grab a drink. At this point I was impaired and went on about how my mother bought it for me and how sweet she is. Made a fool of myself, etc.

A bunch of wacked out shit happened afterward that I'm still trying to piece together. Incredibly fun night.

Getting a tattoo when time permits. The word balance and perseverance spelled in Gaelic horizontally down my arm. I love it, and can't wait to get it done finally.

Godspeed.

Galleria

2008-12-09T22:40:00.000-08:00

I haven't had such an erratic sleep schedule since my days of working in poker clubs. No complaints, other than the fact that my room is blindingly bright during the day time. It became so unbearable that I hijacked June's bed after she went to work.

Decided to put in a small session of poker before running errands. I obviously ran white hot and am dominating teh intranets this month.

I originally departed via the 80 bus to the Galleria. I got zero Christmas shopping done, but now have ideas. I am buying gifts for a ton of people. After countless hours of mall browsing, I walked from East Cambridge to Harvard Square, making a few stops along the way at coffee shops, stores, etc. This is the playlist I listed to:

"The Naming of Things" by Andrew Bird
"MX Missiles" by Andrew Bird
"I'm A Cuckoo" by Belle and Sebastian
"Flume" by Bon Iver
"Victor Jara's Hands" by Calexico
"Strange Overtones" by David Byrne and Brian Eno
"The Go In The Go-For-It" by Grandaddy
"Rising Down" by The Roots
"Roc Boys" by Jay-Z
"Carry the Zero" by Built to Spill
"Dog Park" by Minus the Bear

Went by Bartley's when June got out.
Got beer and Anna's.

Grindaments.com/shipshipmcgipp

2008-12-08T20:42:00.000-08:00

I've been playing a ton of HU LHE 3/6 up to 10/20. Pretty sick results so far this month:

Orpheum

2008-12-07T17:22:00.000-08:00

Ended up going to see Franz Ferdinand last night at the Orpheum with Caitlin and her friends PJ and Danielle. I'm not really familiar with their music, but I ended up drinking a tad too much, and had a good time. The band that opened for them sucked. All around good time, though. A+ night.

I gave an effort to buy Vampire Weekend tickets via craigslist, but ended up falling asleep. By the time I responded to the email, he had already sold them (for less than face value).

I played a retarded amount of poker today. Had a 2,200 hand breakeven stretch. All hail rakeback.

I'm treking over to my buddy John's with June. Life is hard without a fully functionable vehicle.

Cliffnotes

2008-12-05T22:52:00.000-08:00

I played a lot of poker today and coached someone briefly in Heads Up Limit Hold'em. It went well and progress is being made.

I was quasi looking forward to tonight until I had to leave a party due to social complications. June, Chief, and I ended up heading over to a party in Allston which was really lame. From there we went to Chief's dorm at MIT and hung out briefly.

Tomorrow, I'm going to head over and play poker at MIT with Chief, and hopefully head to a show.

Princeton Street

2008-12-03T16:07:00.000-08:00

I worked on a route in East Boston today. It was right on the water, smack dab in the middle of the yuppie area of miniature dogs dressed in Santa hats, people jogging, BMW's and flashy, loud Christmas decorations.

As I left Chelsea, driving over the Meridian St. bridge, I realized that I forgot my iPod. Very glad I did. After dissecting every aspect of my life that I could think of, writing it down on the back of a Bed Bath and Beyond flyer of a vacant house, I have never felt so intensely satisfied in reading something. I did so because I wasn't able to distract myself by listening to my iPod all day.

I've confused disappointment with vexation.
I've confused happiness with comfort.

Never have I been more ready for a change of pace.
Merry Post Britmas.

Upside Down

2008-12-02T15:30:00.000-08:00

Quitting job.
Trying to get back in BHCC for next semester.
Starting Anger Management classes on January 22nd at Cambridge Center for Adult Education.
Taking a two week vacation somewhere.
Joining a gym.
Going to increase my amount of hands by double next month.

I've realized that the USPS is not for me.
Poker can take me through the year, if I maintain a stress free environment while playing.

Eager to see how it goes.

Today

2008-12-01T15:03:00.000-08:00

I woke up with a really strong headache and a stuffed sinus. Mildly hungover from the night before, I decided to get some errands done. When I first woke up, I played a tiny bit of poker until realizing that I wasn't in an ideal state to do so. I packed up all of my clothes and planned to head to the laundromat with my laptop to kill the time. I ended up driving all the way to Swampscott to the trauma center. I was there for what felt like forever, and felt nauseous the entire time. From there, I went to this bar on the way home by myself called The Porthole. From there I went to the mall to find a cell phone and get some Christmas shopping done. I eventually got the laundry done and most of my clothes shrunk a lot.

That's life in the big city.

Vermont

2008-11-08T18:50:00.000-08:00

I have officially been to every New England state. Vermont is beautiful. New England is beautiful. I spent a few days with Darrick Lucas in Woodsville, NH, on the border of Vermont and New Hamsphire. I played a ton of poker, and getting back in the swing of things as far as that is concerned.

For John's birthday, I consumed my weight in liquor. Same goes for the election of our president.

I have been very unappreciative of my good friends lately.

Past Weeks

2008-10-08T14:57:00.000-07:00

A healthy dose of Paddy Kellys.
Awesome seats to ALDS clinching game.
Parents anniversary.
Matt/Mark birthday night in Salem.
Etc, etc.